Drogue can fall asleep but in the AC Ecology classes I am wide awake.
We need to know how to manage this planet the best way.
Grabs his Coke and then also talks about how it is used to clean nuts and bolts.
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Darsnan thinks Drogue fell asleep during his xenobiology class, especially where they discussed that xenosugar is actually a natural bi-product of the native lifeforms digestive process.....Originally posted by Drogue
* Drogue retires to his large, brown leather chair and sips a sweet sargassian wine
This new Xenosugar really is good
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/me retires to his large, brown leather chair and sips a sweet sargassian wine
This new Xenosugar really is good
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Which means the biggest alcoholics of all time are:
Which means there've been 8099 posts in 16 Rec Commons so farCode:GeoModder 920 Drogue 823 HongHu/Snowflake 510 Method 490 obstructor/Illuminatus 485 Kassiopeia 452 Jamski 442 Maniac 416 FlameFlash 285 Micha 252 Ouro_827 240 Skanky Burns 233 GeneralTacticus 220 Hercules 192 DeathByTheSword 156 Kody 133 laurentius 127 MrWhereItsAt 103 Pandemoniak 103 Cedayon 87 Comrade Tassadar 83 Crimson Sunrise 78 Vev 77 Enigma_Nova 73 binTravkin 66 t_ras 66 Lemmy 63 Whaleboy 52 Rasputin 51 Anodyne 46 Archaic 44 conmcb25 44 Octavian X 41 mart7x5 39 Flubber 31 Corellion 30 Frankychan 28 smacksim 28 Zero 24 Googlie 23 Kirov 23 Chaunk 22 lucky22 20 jtsisyoda 18 Static Universe 17 Darsnan 16 History Guy 16 moomin 16 Schinkenjoe 15 Apocalypse 14 Modo44 14 arginine 13 Impaler[WrG] 13 Zeiter 12 Atlantian 11 ForesterSOF 11 Kataphraktoi 11 Makahlua 11 Aaron Blackwell 10 foolish_icarus 10 Mead 9 Mellian 9 Voltaire 9 Comrade Chris 8 Minute Mirage 8 johndmuller 7 Snoddasmannen 6 Diablero 5 Earwicker 5 Gert 5 Jhanactus 5 Main_Brain 5 Trip 5 Trithemius 5 Whoha 5 ColdWizard 4 Scorpi40000 4 wuy3 4 Ari Rahikkala 3 Darkness' Edge 3 Puupertti Ruma 3 Vlad Antlerkov 3 - Groucho - 2 Arnelos 2 girlfight_club 2 Haon 2 MrSnoid 2 PJayTycy 2 The Bloody Baro 2 Unspeakable Horror 2 -SafaN- 1 AdamTG02 1 Andemagne 1 Chairman_Chang 1 ChairmanSlick 1 Dissident 1 dmm1285 1 Gnool 1 Ignorance 1 Koriand'r 1 livid imp 1 Mongoose 1 Net Warrior 1 Phenix 1 Rasbelin 1 Vander 1
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Last floors official big drinkers:
Code:GeoModder 102 binTravkin 60 Ouro_827 39 Micha 34 Illuminatus 23 Snowflake 22 Method 21 Maniac 20 Drogue 20 Hercules 18 Flubber 16 Modo44 14 ForesterSOF 11 Kataphraktoi 11 Kody 9 FlameFlash 9 Kassiopeia 7 mart7x5 7 DeathByTheSword 7 Darsnan 7 Snoddasmannen 6 Googlie 6 arginine 4 laurentius 4 wuy3 4 Vev 3 Jamski 3 MrWhereItsAt 2 PJayTycy 2 smacksim 2 Mead 1 Phenix 1 Koriand'r 1 Chairman_Chang 1 Lemmy 1 Octavian X 1 -SafaN- 1 livid imp 1 foolish_icarus 1
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This Glass is not Enough
/me asks for another one. He's not sure of what.Leave a comment:
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The Man With the Golden Spam!
Hey, I'm nr. 1 around here. All beverages are on Mr. Doom!Leave a comment:
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Recreation Commons - 007teenth Floor: The Isle of Doom
16Dr. Give Me Another One0.00%0From Latvia with Love.25.00%4Goldtender.6.25%1Xenoschnapps0.00%0You Only Faint Once6.25%1On the House0.00%0Bar - Open Forever6.25%1Drink and let Drink0.00%0The Bar with the Good Stuff6.25%1The Bartender who poured me another one.0.00%0Drinktaker.0.00%0For Your Liver Only.0.00%0A View to a Refrigerator.0.00%0This Glass is not Enough43.75%7You Only Faint Once0.00%0Drink Another Day.6.25%1The giant explosion destroyed the remains of Planet, vaporizing it in an instance. The noble drinkers perished forever.
"Well that movie sucked!" said Captain Garland and changed the channel.
An island rised from the sea. Omnious volcano dominated the moonson jungle that covered it.
binTravkin awoke strapped to the table facing a fusion laser. As the laser beam slowly approached him, burning a flaming line on the table, binTravkin spoke: "Do you expect me to talk?
"No, mr Travkin, I expect you to pay." replied Illuminatus.
"Some of the customer never pay me their bills. And I need money. World domination isn't easy. Do you know the monthly cost of maintaining a base inside an active volcano?"
"But if you kill me now, I won't be able to pay you anything."
"Hmph. True enough. You are free to go around the bar."
binTravkin walked around the bar, keeping an eye on patrons.
He decided to start conversation with one of them.
"Hello. What are you doing here?"
"Just enjoying the environment. And who might you be?"
"I am Travkin, binTravkin."
"I am GeoModder, but they tend to call me The Man with the Golden Spam."
"Nice to meet you. Say, what do you know about the rest of the patrons?"
"Well there is this Ouro fellow. A killer with the soul of a child."
"What about him?" binTravkin pointed to the armed fellow in corner.
"Oh, he is completely Maniacal. Avoid him."
"Doesn't the owner complain?"
"No, he has Blink Displacer Beavers as bouncers. Besides that, he has certain supernatural powers."
"Oh yeah? Like what?"
"He isn't affected by the interceptor crash bug, after being crucified he respawns in three days, has superstrength and telekinesis."
"Do you know anything his plans?"
"No, but that fella, Method can tell you more about this."
"Thank you."
BinTravkin approached the silent fellow at the bar.
"Bartender, I want a xenomartini. Shaken, not stirred."
"Good taste." spoke Method.
"I am Travkin, binTravkin."
"Ewww! Did you see the doctor about that problem'"
"No, my name is binTravkin."
"My bad. I apologize for this."
"Say, do you know anything about plans of our host'"
"Clearly, I do. He plans to use his army of Blink Displacer Beavers to conquer Veeh-Latia." As Method spoke the last words he made a ssssh gesture.
"Eh? Why don't you dare to say Latvia? Is it.." Before binTravkin could finish his sentence, loud and maniacal laughter stopped him: FIRST LATVIA, AND THEN THE WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHA!
"I see."
"Our host is a lunatic bent on world domination. But he is in desperate need for money."
"Yes, I guess not a lot of people wants to visit an active volcano."
"On the bright side, all drinks are extraordinary cheap."
"Yeah, I know that. The host wanted me to pay my bill but I didn't."
"Neither has one of us. As long as we are his only source of money, he'll have to accomodate us."
"Didn't he try to find alternative sources of revenue?"
"He did, but Drogue and Maniac tend to sabotage additional endeavours."
"I know who is Maniac, but who is Drogue?"
"You see that man, petting a gorilla in his lap'"
"Oh yes. Why a gorilla?"
"Beats me. But I admire his strenght. Others would crack under such pressure."
"Yes, care for pets is a pressing matter."
BinTravkin finished his xenomartini and approached the man on the other side of the bar.
"Hello my name is Travkin. BinTravkin."
"And my name is Kal-El of Krypton. Eh no. I am Hercules."
"Why the eyepatch?"
"Tried to escape the island. One of the Blink Displacer Beavers gnaw my eye off."
"That is terrible!"
"No worry. A week in the Nanohospital and I will be okay. Why don't you try to introduce yourself to my friend sleeping on the table."
"Hello, I am Travkin, BinTravkin."
Man raised his head, removed spider webs from his face and spoke:
"Hello, I am At, ItsAt, WhereItsAt, MrWhereItsAt."
"How childish of you Hercules." said BinTravkin.
Hercules snickered.
BinTravkin walked to Maniac. The man was armed with every weapon imaginable.
"Hello, my name is.."
"Arghh! I am tired of this joke! Let's skip directly to the end of our dialogue!" interrupted Maniac.
A moment of silence lasted as both men turned pages in their scripts.
"Will you help me stop him then?"
"No, I've already tried that. He is too poweful for any of us. You need outside help."
"Has anyone successfully escaped from this island'
"No, even Drogue and I tried several times and failed every time."
"What is the name of this island anyway?"
"I think it is called the Llama Island."
The Isle of Doom! - a dark voice shouted, and everyone frooze in their chairs.
"Eh, he is right, the Isle of Doom." Maniac corrected himself, a prepared an Impact Rifle to defend himself from Blink Displacer Beaver attack.
As binTravkin returned to his quarters, he thought to himself "No one escaped? Than I will be the first. But after I get rid of this hangover."Last edited by Method; January 16, 2006, 14:17.
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