@BEGINEVENTS

@IF
TURN
turn=0
@THEN
TEXT
Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
ENDTEXT
@ENDIF

@IF
TURN
turn=0
@THEN
TEXT
The goal of this scenario is to conquer Middle Earth.
ENDTEXT
@ENDIF

@IF
UNITKILLED
unit=Saruman
attacker=ANYBODY
defender=ANYBODY
@THEN
TEXT
The White Wizard Saruman is killed in battle.  His last words, immortalized for all time, are
"AAAAGGGHHHH!!!"
ENDTEXT
@ENDIF

@IF
UNITKILLED
unit=King Theoden
attacker=ANYBODY
defender=ANYBODY
@THEN
TEXT
Theoden, King of Rohan, joins his son in his journey to the halls of their forebears after his horse
falls on him in the heat of battle.  His successor comissions a battle chariot to be built for use by
future kings.
ENDTEXT
@ENDIF

@IF
UNITKILLED
unit=Aragorn
attacker=ANYBODY
defender=ANYBODY
@THEN
TEXT
Aragorn, heir to the throne of Gondor, is slain in battle.  When the news reaches Minas Tirith,
Steward Denethor II dances a jig, proclaims that day a national holiday, and declares himself
"Steward for Life".
ENDTEXT
@ENDIF

@IF
UNITKILLED
unit=King Thrain II
attacker=ANYBODY
defender=ANYBODY
@THEN
TEXT
The King Under the Mountain, Thrain II, dies in battle.  His foes, after the battle, agree that there
was LITTLE resistance to their attack.
ENDTEXT
@ENDIF

@IF
UNITKILLED
unit=Gimli
attacker=ANYBODY
defender=ANYBODY
@THEN
TEXT
Gimli dies.  His dying wish is that Orlando Bloom be drawn and quartered for being such an
obvious fag.
ENDTEXT
@ENDIF

@IF
UNITKILLED
unit=Sauron the Eye
attacker=ANYBODY
defender=ANYBODY
@THEN
TEXT
Sauron the Eye is killed before he is able to take physical form, bringing an end to all evil in the
world.  Unless, of course, you haven't taken out all of the bad guys, in which case you have to
keep fighting.  Sucker!
ENDTEXT
@ENDIF

@IF
UNITKILLED
unit=Nazgul
attacker=ANYBODY
defender=ANYBODY
@THEN
TEXT
The Witch King of Angmar, lord of the Nazgul, is slain in battle.  Since there are no hot Rohirrim 
woman units in this scenario, he must've been killed by a man.
ENDTEXT
@ENDIF

@ENDEVENTS
