@BEGINEVENTS
@DEBUG
@IF
NOSCHISM
defender=anybody
@THEN
@ENDIF


@IF
NEGOTIATION
talker=Anybody
talkertype=HumanOrComputer
listener=Anybody
listenertype=HumanOrComputer
@THEN
@ENDIF

@IF
UNITKILLED
unit=civilist
attacker=Nauruans
defender=Communists
@THEN
TEXT
You have killed some innocent women and children, and you don't seem to care at all. Now here's your deserved punishment!
endtext
CREATEUNIT
unit=Great King Rat
owner=Barbarians
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
11,65
11,67
10,64
8,50
endlocations
@ENDIF
@IF
UNITKILLED
unit=civilist
attacker=Nauruans
defender=Homelovers
@THEN
TEXT
You have killed some innocent women and children, and you don't seem to care at all. Now here's your deserved punishment!
endtext
CREATEUNIT
unit=Great King Rat
owner=Barbarians
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
11,65
11,67
10,64
8,50
endlocations
@ENDIF
@IF
UNITKILLED
unit=civilist
attacker=Communists
defender=Nauruans
@THEN
TEXT
You have killed some innocent women and children, and you don't seem to care at all. Now here's your deserved punishment!
endtext
CREATEUNIT
unit=Great King Rat
owner=Barbarians
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
31,9
33,7
33,9
32,10
endlocations
@ENDIF
@IF
UNITKILLED
unit=civilist
attacker=Communists
defender=Homelovers
@THEN
TEXT
You have killed some innocent women and children, and you don't seem to care at all. Now here's your deserved punishment!
endtext
CREATEUNIT
unit=Great King Rat
owner=Barbarians
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
31,9
33,7
33,9
32,10
endlocations
@ENDIF
@IF
UNITKILLED
unit=civilist
attacker=Homelovers
defender=Nauruans
@THEN
TEXT
You have killed some innocent women and children, and you don't seem to care at all. Now here's your deserved punishment!
endtext
CREATEUNIT
unit=Great King Rat
owner=Barbarians
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
42,62
44,60
44,64
43,63
endlocations
@ENDIF
@IF
UNITKILLED
unit=civilist
attacker=Homelovers
defender=Communists
@THEN
TEXT
You have killed some innocent women and children, and you don't seem to care at all. Now here's your deserved punishment!
endtext
CREATEUNIT
unit=Great King Rat
owner=Barbarians
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
42,62
44,60
44,64
43,63
endlocations
@ENDIF
@IF
UNITKILLED
unit=phosphate mines
attacker=Homelovers
defender=Nauruans
@THEN
TEXT
And just what did you expect from this? Minus 200 gold!
endtext
CHANGEMONEY
receiver=Homelovers
amount=-200
@ENDIF
@IF
UNITKILLED
unit=phosphate mines
attacker=Communists
defender=Nauruans
@THEN
TEXT
And just what did you expect from this? Minus 200 gold!
endtext
CHANGEMONEY
receiver=Communists
amount=-200
@ENDIF
@IF
UNITKILLED
unit=secret castle
attacker=communists
defender=barbarians
@THEN
TEXT
You have unleashed Horst, the 10,000 pound monster created by nazi scientists! Now he will wander the island in hope of finding food in shape of human flesh, and in the course of that devastate Nauru entirely. Eventually, he will go off to the sea and reach Tokyo.
Nice doing.
endtext
CREATEUNIT
unit=Horst
owner=Barbarians
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
20,32
endlocations
@ENDIF
@IF
UNITKILLED
unit=secret castle
attacker=nauruans
defender=barbarians
@THEN
TEXT
You have unleashed Horst, the 10,000 pound monster created by nazi scientists! Now he will wander the island in hope of finding food in shape of human flesh, and in the course of that devastate Nauru entirely. Eventually, he will go off to the sea and reach Tokyo.
Nice doing.
endtext
CREATEUNIT
unit=Horst
owner=Barbarians
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
20,32
endlocations
@ENDIF
@IF
UNITKILLED
unit=secret castle
attacker=homelovers
defender=barbarians
@THEN
TEXT
You have unleashed Horst, the 10,000 pound monster created by nazi scientists! Now he will wander the island in hope of finding food in shape of human flesh, and in the course of that devastate Nauru entirely. Eventually, he will go off to the sea and reach Tokyo.
Nice doing.
endtext
CREATEUNIT
unit=Horst
owner=Barbarians
veteran=yes
homecity=none
locations
20,32
endlocations
@ENDIF
@IF
UNITKILLED
unit=horst
attacker=nauruans
defender=barbarians
@THEN
TEXT
As Horst exhales his last breath, he sighs out one word: "Friend". Everybody around stares you in shock and horror, and the inevitable question posed at you is: who was the REAL monster here?
endtext
@ENDIF
@IF
UNITKILLED
unit=horst
attacker=communists
defender=barbarians
@THEN
TEXT
As Horst exhales his last breath, he sighs out one word: "Friend". Everybody around stares you in shock and horror, and the inevitable question posed at you is: who was the REAL monster here?
endtext
@ENDIF
@IF
UNITKILLED
unit=horst
attacker=homelovers
defender=barbarians
@THEN
TEXT
As Horst exhales his last breath, he sighs out one word: "Friend". Everybody around stares you in shock and horror, and the inevitable question posed at you is: who was the REAL monster here?
endtext
@ENDIF
@IF
UNITKILLED
unit=cementary
attacker=homelovers
defender=nauruans
@THEN
TEXT
What kind of manners are these? Didn't your mother tell you NOT to destroy cementaries? Minus 100 gold!
ENDTEXT
CHANGEMONEY
receiver=homelovers
amount=-100
@ENDIF
@IF
UNITKILLED
unit=cementary
attacker=communists
defender=nauruans
@THEN
TEXT
What kind of manners are these? Didn't your mother tell you NOT to destroy cementaries? Minus 100 gold!
ENDTEXT
CHANGEMONEY
receiver=communists
amount=-100
@ENDIF
@IF
UNITKILLED
unit=cementary
attacker=united nations
defender=nauruans
@THEN
TEXT
What kind of manners are these? Didn't your mother tell you NOT to destroy cementaries? Minus 100 gold!
ENDTEXT
CHANGEMONEY
receiver=united nations
amount=-100
@ENDIF
@IF
RANDOMTURN
denominator=25
@THEN
TEXT
Odd things are wandering the island...
endtext
CREATEUNIT
unit=formerly living
owner=barbarians
homecity=none
veteran=yes
locations
36,66
36,22
27,51
30,60
endlocations
@ENDIF
@IF
TURN
turn=25
@THEN
TEXT
The United Nations decide that this is getting too stupid. They send a New Zealand-led peace force to Nauru,
with orders to... do anything they like. Who cares anyway?
ENDTEXT
@ENDIF
@IF
TURN
turn=25
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
unit=Blue Helmets
owner=united nations
homecity=none
veteran=yes
locations
11,67
10,64
11,65
9,63
8,62
7,61
endlocations
@ENDIF
@IF
TURN
turn=25
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
unit=Blue Helmets
owner=united nations
homecity=none
veteran=yes
locations
11,67
10,64
11,65
9,63
8,62
7,61
endlocations
@ENDIF
@IF
TURN
turn=25
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
unit=Blue Helmets
owner=united nations
homecity=none
veteran=yes
locations
11,67
10,64
11,65
9,63
8,62
7,61
endlocations
@ENDIF
@IF
TURN
turn=25
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
unit=Blue Helmets
owner=united nations
homecity=none
veteran=yes
locations
11,67
10,64
11,65
9,63
8,62
7,61
endlocations
@ENDIF
@IF
TURN
turn=25
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
unit=Blue Helmets
owner=united nations
homecity=none
veteran=yes
locations
11,67
10,64
11,65
9,63
8,62
7,61
endlocations
@ENDIF
@IF
TURN
turn=25
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
unit=Blue Helmets
owner=united nations
homecity=none
veteran=yes
locations
11,67
10,64
11,65
9,63
8,62
7,61
endlocations
@ENDIF
@IF
TURN
turn=25
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
unit=Blue Helmets
owner=united nations
homecity=none
veteran=yes
locations
11,67
10,64
11,65
9,63
8,62
7,61
endlocations
@ENDIF
@IF
TURN
turn=25
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
unit=Blue Helmets
owner=united nations
homecity=none
veteran=yes
locations
11,67
10,64
11,65
9,63
8,62
7,61
endlocations
@ENDIF
@IF
TURN
turn=25
@THEN
CREATEUNIT
unit=Blue Helmets
owner=united nations
homecity=none
veteran=yes
locations
11,67
10,64
11,65
9,63
8,62
7,61
endlocations
@ENDIF
@IF
TURN
turn=0
@THEN
TEXT
"Radio Nauru interrupts its programme for following news:
Police forces besieging the hotel and the college have been
given orders to use violence at will. Many worried people are on
the streets do demonstrate their unwill and their fear for
violent actions possibly resulting in war. We will return
right after these messages with "Oh Happy Day" by the
Edwin Hawkins Singers."
ENDTEXT
@ENDIF
@IF
TURN
turn=0
@THEN
TEXT
"Hier ist das Erster Deutsche Fernsehen mit der Tagesschau.
^
According to reports of CNN and the BBC, the civil unrest on the
pacific island republic of Nauru is turning into a real civil
war. Communists who have seized the college at Anna and Homelovers
who have seized the hotel near Anibare are apparently shooting at
governmental police forces.
What's Nauru? Who the f*ck cares anyway?"
ENDTEXT
@ENDIF
@ENDEVENTS