https://apolyton.net/ en Mon, 05 Oct 2026 18:09:49 GMT vBulletin 60 images/misc/rss.png https://apolyton.net/ https://apolyton.net/forum/miscellaneous/off-topic/9491906-i-was-born-in-the-ussr Mon, 05 Oct 2026 17:15:23 GMT In 1977. In the most just country in the World. Soviet kids like me: Went to school and back on their foots since age seven (no parents ever drive us to schools or back ever). After the school we have cooked a lunch and eat it, then we have done our home duties like cleaning and shopping, then we did our homework. Then we went outside and spend all our free time at the streets. There we did the following things: In 1977.

In the most just country in the World.

Soviet kids like me:

Went to school and back on their foots since age seven (no parents ever drive us to schools or back ever).
After the school we have cooked a lunch and eat it, then we have done our home duties like cleaning and shopping, then we did our homework.
Then we went outside and spend all our free time at the streets.
There we did the following things:
We fight each other all the time using the strict code of behavior (fight goes to the first blood, no finishing off of the fallen, no intervene from the third side into the fight between two).
Our favorite toy was a knife, which we used to throw at the Earth to play a couple of complicated strategic games.
Our other toys included:
A self-made slingshots, crossbows, a “samostrel” – a device consisted of a lamp holder and a balloon glued to it (you place a stone inside the lamp holder, then pull back the balloon, release it and shoot the stone to your buddy).
We shot the stones to each other using all kind of self-made weapons.
We climbed a ten-meter-tall trees without any ladders or ropes.
We run over garage roofs trying to catch each other (that’s how I broke my arm for the first time when I was 10).
We throw flammable balloons into the fireplace and observing the explosions.
We have created a flammable balloons using bottles and carbide.
We have burn everything possible all the time.
We jump over the fireplace just for fun and to show courage.
We made a lot of deadly things that could injure us and used them as toys. Like: you take two bolts and one screw. You screw a screw on a one bolt, then place a substance from the matches inside, then screw a second bolt tide. Thus, you have an explosive substance inside a screw between two bolts (A really big bolts, the bigger the better). Then you throw it on the asphalt near your knees and it explodes and bolts fly away with a sound and a speed of a bullet. Now imagine 30+ kids doing this at the school yard at the break. That was quite a show! (but only a few have suffered before the director strictly forbidden such entertainment at the yard, so we had to move elsewhere to continue our fireworks.)
We have played “cans”, the whole idea of the game was to fencing and hitting each other using a sawed-off hockey sticks, while protecting your can.
There were a lot of broken noses and blood, but it was our favorite game, football and hockey comes after.
When I was 11, I have crossed alone one of the biggest cities in the World – Moscow from North to South and from East to West. And I didn’t pay a penny for a public transportation like a subway or a bus. I very well knew how to cheat at 11.
I knew how to make money when I was a kid.
And all of that made me a man. The Soviet streets were our teacher!

And what you, Western pussies did back then?
What Zoomers know about a real life now?

And how the f*ck you are intending to defeat a generation of people, who despise pain and death since the childhood and know no fear?
​]]> Off Topic Serb https://apolyton.net/forum/miscellaneous/off-topic/9491906-i-was-born-in-the-ussr https://apolyton.net/forum/miscellaneous/off-topic/9491894-america-gov Mon, 05 Oct 2026 15:15:02 GMT The United States of America is surelly a number one nation on this planet! My congrats!!! Your technological level surpasses everyone on this planet! :b: The United States of America is surelly a number one nation on this planet!




My congrats!!!


Your technological level surpasses everyone on this planet!

p.s. Expectations
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I don't get the appeal. Is it addictive? IMO it just looks like folks are sucking on USB sticks


Very odd ]]> Off Topic BeBMan https://apolyton.net/forum/miscellaneous/off-topic/9491889-vaping https://apolyton.net/forum/miscellaneous/off-topic/9491879-why-is-canada-better-at-killing-people-than-tennessee Thu, 01 Oct 2026 23:42:19 GMT Tennessee claims the title for most embarrassing state in the US. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_and_assisted_suicide_in_Canada
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthan...cide_in_Canada]]> Off Topic EPW https://apolyton.net/forum/miscellaneous/off-topic/9491879-why-is-canada-better-at-killing-people-than-tennessee https://apolyton.net/forum/miscellaneous/off-topic/9491769-there-s-nothing-sadder Fri, 18 Sep 2026 20:02:49 GMT
nothing more pathetic and unsexual


that she's pretty means nothing


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfk6dKgcDr8]]> Off Topic Bereta_Eder https://apolyton.net/forum/miscellaneous/off-topic/9491769-there-s-nothing-sadder https://apolyton.net/forum/miscellaneous/off-topic/9491742-we-had-3000-days Thu, 17 Sep 2026 00:42:14 GMT I just found out today. Really could have done more if I had known earlier. I just found out today. Really could have done more if I had known earlier. Off Topic Aeson https://apolyton.net/forum/miscellaneous/off-topic/9491742-we-had-3000-days https://apolyton.net/forum/miscellaneous/off-topic/9491693-krautpol Sat, 12 Sep 2026 16:38:48 GMT
:HappyPutin: ....and :HappyDonnie: too.

Not sure if they can actually govern yet.

/cts.

Given that so-called "populists" from Donnie to Orban to Farage mostly failed to deliver in recent years it's beyond me why ppl would think the AfD is different, but oh well.]]> Off Topic BeBMan https://apolyton.net/forum/miscellaneous/off-topic/9491693-krautpol