This is the worst ever. Spelled my own name wrong.
That's ok though. We'll hang the right criminal.
ajbera and SloowHand Opening Bounty Hunters Service
For a fee:
ajbera and I will trail, track, take into custody, and if required, hang any violent criminals your local law enforcement can't handle.
We will specialize in the pursuit of murders, horse thiefs, and pet nappers at this time.
We can be reached via ACS O.T. Forum, or an email will also be accepted.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
This is the worst ever. Spelled my own name wrong.
That's ok though. We'll hang the right criminal.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
I can't post his name because if I did, the SS would come after me
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what happened to that US bounty hunter who got arrested in Mexico? will he go to prison there?
They let him out, and he boogied.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
Criminals have little to worry about!
what do you mean he boogied?
He left Mexico with all haste.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
Will they hire a bounty hunter to track him down?
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Now that's a good question!
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"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
I read he was pretty good though, so they'd have to send many, many, many...
Or 1 of 2.
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"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
eh. I dunno.
Slowhand, please start with Gray Davis, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, Fidel Castro, Mullah Omar and Ayatollah Khameni.
http://tools.wikimedia.de/~gmaxwell/jorbis/JOrbisPlayer.php?path=John+Williams+The+Imperial+M arch+from+The+Empire+Strikes+Back.ogg&wiki=en
They're on the list.
If you need employment, we're hiring.
Have to supply your own rope.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
I won't join your service. I'm like John Cusack in Grose Point Blank
Come on, Andy. We need an operative based on the other side of the pond.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
depends on payment.
*In whiney kindergarten voice*
MMMMIIIIINNNNNNNGGG!! AJBERA AND SLOOWHAND SAY THEY'RE GONNA KILL PEOPLE.....
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I truly believe that America is the world's second chance. I only hope we get a third...
Right now I'm working on gaining contract for a dog-napper.
Fee: 5,000 USA dollars.
So for really dangerous, naturally it's higher.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
too tired for articles? or are they just beneath you?gaining contract
Dom Pedro II - 2nd and last Emperor of the Empire of Brazil (1831 - 1889).
I truly believe that America is the world's second chance. I only hope we get a third...
I don't understand the question. Articles?
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
"A, An, The"... gramatical articles.
I'm just being a bastard, pay no mind.
Dom Pedro II - 2nd and last Emperor of the Empire of Brazil (1831 - 1889).
I truly believe that America is the world's second chance. I only hope we get a third...
Ohhhh.
Last edited by SlowwHand; July 31, 2003 at 19:17.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead
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