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  • 'Tiss the Season

    In light of the little joyous killfest started by GoW, I thought I'd share a little poem we wrote to get in the "spirit" of the season.

    Twas the night before Armageddon, and all through the plains
    Every crusader and every noble were rallying for Spain.
    The people were all dressed in armor, with pikes close at hand
    When I and Dejon, from horseback, proudly surveyed the land.

    When there from the east, there rose a battle cry
    We watched as a band of Riders had seemingly fallen from the sky.
    So we took to Watch Mountain, abandoning our beds.
    And shouted insults at the fools, about the size of their heads.

    When there on the west, we caught a terrible sight
    Two Arabian ships, with troops, in the middle of the night.
    So we ran to the shoreline, we ran to the sea.
    We wanted to watch as the Nina sunk them, with glee.

    And there in the jungle, working night and day
    Two Arabian workers trying to clear it away.
    We readied our troops, and readied our 'Pults.
    So we could properly welcome the dolts.

    In all of Spain, not a single city rests.
    All working on soldiers for this mighty test.
    So come Glory of Treachery, come Neu Demoliars
    We relish our chance to throw your carcases to the fires!

    --Togas
    Greatest Moments in ISDG chat:"(12/02/2003) <notyoueither> the moon is blue. hell is cold. quote me, but i agree with ET. "
    Member of the Mercenary Team in the Civ 4 Team Democracy Game.
    Former Consul for the Apolyton C3C Intersite Tournament Team.
    Heir to the lost throne of Spain of the Roleplay Team in the PTW Democracy Multiplayer Team Game.

  • #2
    Naval warfare?!? There was a shoving match between a few boats in the GS/Vox conflict... but we didn't know our galleys could SINK! Maybe we should rethink this whole 'boat' thing... or learn to swim.

    Nice poem BTW (but where are the screenshots? )

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    • #3
      "No Comment"

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      • #4
        Glory of War's army half a world away from Glory of War's territory...
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        Consul of Apolyton from the 1st Civ3 Inter-Site Democracy Game (ISDG)
        7th President of Apolyton in the 1st Civ3 Democracy Game

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        • #5
          ND boats and mini-force preparing...
          Long-time poster on Apolyton and WePlayCiv
          Consul of Apolyton from the 1st Civ3 Inter-Site Democracy Game (ISDG)
          7th President of Apolyton in the 1st Civ3 Democracy Game

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          • #6
            oops. Here is the second shot:
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            Long-time poster on Apolyton and WePlayCiv
            Consul of Apolyton from the 1st Civ3 Inter-Site Democracy Game (ISDG)
            7th President of Apolyton in the 1st Civ3 Democracy Game

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            • #7
              Right

              Thanks for either showing us NOT where to attack or lying through your teeth Arny
              Proud Member of the ISDG Apolyton Team; Member #2 in the Apolyton Yact Club.
              King of Trafalgar and Lord of all Isolationia in the Civ III PTW Glory of War team.
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              May God Bless.

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              • #8
                I was informed by Togas to post that. Take that as you will...
                Long-time poster on Apolyton and WePlayCiv
                Consul of Apolyton from the 1st Civ3 Inter-Site Democracy Game (ISDG)
                7th President of Apolyton in the 1st Civ3 Democracy Game

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                • #9
                  GoW's riders give me UO flashbacks... they look like those black wizard hats and tunics plate mages.

                  Thanks for the screenies.

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                  • #10
                    nice stack you got there. Don't worry, we treat our prisoners well...
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                    A true ally stabs you in the front.

                    Secretary General of the U.N. & IV Emperor of the Glory of War PTWDG | VIII Consul of Apolyton PTW ISDG | GoWman in Stormia CIVDG | Lurker Troll Extraordinaire C3C ISDG Final | V Gran Huevote Team Latin Lover | Webmaster Master Zen Online | CivELO (3°)

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                    • #11
                      So, MPPs don't really count anymore, do they?

                      Well! Just for that, I shall personally tweak the nose of every Rider in range!

                      And see if I don't!
                      Empire growing,
                      Pleasures flowing,
                      Fortune smiles and so should you.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by History Guy
                        So, MPPs don't really count anymore, do they?

                        Well! Just for that, I shall personally tweak the nose of every Rider in range!

                        And see if I don't!
                        They wear nose-guards.

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                        • #13
                          Did you know we have been breeding a type of Warsquid, Esteemed Ghengis, that jumps onto its enemy's face and blocks its sight and suffocates it? At the very least, you'll get a mouth full of Squid ink. However, right now, production is hurting a little...it turns out that ejecting so much ink causes their fertility rate to drop.

                          EDIT: Absent-minded error--fixed "Señor Calamari" to "Esteemed Ghengis".
                          meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                          • #14
                            Ugggg... Yeah, that is a problem. Luckily, we also have catapulted exploding squid.

                            Besides, the Pope has given us soldiers his Papal Banner, and blessed our use of his secret weapon...

                            (All kneel!)

                            Yes! I hold on high...

                            THE HOLY HAND GRENADE!!!!
                            Empire growing,
                            Pleasures flowing,
                            Fortune smiles and so should you.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by History Guy
                              Ugggg... Yeah, that is a problem. Luckily, we also have catapulted exploding squid.

                              Besides, the Pope has given us soldiers his Papal Banner, and blessed our use of his secret weapon...

                              (All kneel!)

                              Yes! I hold on high...

                              THE HOLY HAND GRENADE!!!!
                              Are you talking about this PBEM Democracy Game or the PBEM Demo Game 2? I thought we were talking about the Roleplay team not the Monty Python team.

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