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    HEAVEN SENT?
    Preacher seeks sign, gets zapped by lightning
    Evangelist sees church burn, sound system blown out

    A guest evangelist preaching in Forest, Ohio, was asking God for a sign when lightning struck the church's steeple.


    ''It was awesome, just awesome," said church member Ronnie Cheney, 40, who was in the church when the lightning struck, according to the local paper, the Findlay Courier. ''You could hear the storm building outside ... He (the evangelist) just kept asking God what else he needed to say,'' Cheney said. ''He was asking for a sign and he got one.''

    About 7:45 p.m., lightning hit the First Baptist Church's steeple, went through the electrical wiring and blew out the church's sound system. Cheney said the lightning traveled through the microphone and enveloped the preacher, but he was not injured.

    Afterward, services resumed for about 20 minutes, but then the congregation realized that the church was on fire and the building was evacuated.

    According to Forest Fire Chief Doug Hawkin, his crew, along with fire departments from two other towns, doused the blaze.

    ''It was kind of interesting hearing the preacher talk about what had happened,'' Hawkin admitted.

    There were no injuries.

    Damage to the church was estimated at about $20,000.


    Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
    GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

  • #2
    This one gets filed into the "Be careful what you ask for" section.
    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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    • #3
      god has a sense of humour
      CSPA

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      • #4
        Erm, a sign for what?
        urgh.NSFW

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Azazel
          Erm, a sign for what?
          set fire to all churches ASAP
          CSPA

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Azazel
            Erm, a sign for what?
            That God doesn't like it when people keep asking him for signs.
            I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
            For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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            • #7
              Hey he didn't drop dead
              Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
              GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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              • #8
                I wonder how the evalgelists are going to interpret that!

                "Lord, give me power!!"
                "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
                "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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                • #9
                  ROFLMAO

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                  • #10
                    It is obvious we must now abide by the will of God, and burn all churches quickly.
                    "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                    "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                    "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                    • #11


                      God's always good for a surprise

                      Why doing it the easy way if it is possible to do it complicated?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by DinoDoc
                        That God doesn't like it when people keep asking him for signs.
                        That's certainly the biblical interpretation.
                        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                        • #13
                          God's vision isn't quite the same as Man's.
                          As Doc said, watch what you ask for. The illustration may be startling.
                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #14
                            It's a good job that preacher didn't ask for signs as in a whole series of them.
                            Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
                            "The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84

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                            • #15
                              Isn't it obvious? He's a heretic!
                              DULCE BELLUM INEXPERTIS

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