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I find it strange that so many americans in my city drink bottled beer when draft beer is readily available. Why would you drink bud or bud light out of a bottle, when you can get it on tap?
Of course what am I saying, if they are stupid enough to drink bud beer, they aren't smart enough to know draft beer tastes better.
I go to bars specifically that have Newcastle or Sam Adams on tap. Draft beer tastes so much smoother to me. You can down them really fast, or just sip it. Either way, it goes down good.
And cans, well cans are just for kids too poor to afford any better- or for major alcoholics like my dad was. He used to drink this vile crap called Schaeffer beer
I think men who drink bottled beer primarily have some homoerotic tendencies. I've come to this conclusion by the popularity of longneck bottles over other types. Something very phallic about that. Of course based on this reasoning, I like women drinking bottled beer. I like to look at their technique for wrapping their lips around the head of the bottle.
Of course what am I saying, if they are stupid enough to drink bud beer, they aren't smart enough to know draft beer tastes better.
I go to bars specifically that have Newcastle or Sam Adams on tap. Draft beer tastes so much smoother to me. You can down them really fast, or just sip it. Either way, it goes down good.
And cans, well cans are just for kids too poor to afford any better- or for major alcoholics like my dad was. He used to drink this vile crap called Schaeffer beer
I think men who drink bottled beer primarily have some homoerotic tendencies. I've come to this conclusion by the popularity of longneck bottles over other types. Something very phallic about that. Of course based on this reasoning, I like women drinking bottled beer. I like to look at their technique for wrapping their lips around the head of the bottle.
I'm assuming you can back up these wild allegations with tests you've run in the lab ?
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