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It makes no difference to me if you made up the jokes yourself or if you copied them from some website or any other source. The idea to post them is still a good one.
Were we just in time to stop the Stormhawk-party? well it's certainly looks like it.
I have stumbled on what could be a sinister complot, where Theseus may have invoked help from the real world!!!
Just look at the evidence I bring before you.
The truth
Did you saw this before your public post Theseus? If not that is some coincedence
(Still was a good idea though)
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - Epicurus
It makes no difference to me if you made up the jokes yourself or if you copied them from some website or any other source. The idea to post them is still a good one.
"Close your eyes, for your eyes will only tell the truth,
And the truth isn't what you want to see,
Close your eyes, and let music set you free..."
- Phantom of the Opera
I recognised them as being taken from elsewhere. Lists like that are always popping up on internet forums and being forwarded around via e-mail. It doesn't make them any less funny.
If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.
Of course it doesnt (just wanted bring some drama into it)
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I found it on one of those sites who having nothing but weird links and came across this one
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - Epicurus
Good use of the phrase "sinister complot" by the way alva. Fantastic.
If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.
I just thought that as Stormhawk achieved its effect, we needed something to lighten the mood.
I never even thought people would assume I wrote all those... I ain't that funny!!
The greatest delight for man is to inflict defeat on his enemies, to drive them before him, to see those dear to them with their faces bathed in tears, to bestride their horses, to crush in his arms their daughters and wives.
Duas uncias in puncta mortalis est.
I'm gullible, I guess. I did, in fact, assume you had written them.
Silly me.
-Arrian
grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
So did I, and there I was raking (?) my brain trying desperately to come up with a few of my own...
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I guess some people are just smarter.
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God? - Epicurus
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