Shall I direct you to the coffeeshop, mighty zam zam rocketman?
Let's role-play!
I'm Zim-Zam O'Pootertoot, a level 24 Rocketman with +10 Fisting.
*Zim-Zam walks into the Apolyton coffeeshop*
"I'm looking for Colonel OshKosh! He shall pay for what he did to my trouser love machine!"
*Zim-Zam weeps uncontrollably*
"Damn you, Colonel OshKosh! Damn you to hell!"
Shall I direct you to the coffeeshop, mighty zam zam rocketman?
Scouse Git (2) LaFayette Adam Smith and Solomwi you will be missed
"Learning carries within itself certain dangers because out of necessity one has to learn from one's enemies." - Trotsky.
"I don't consider any of them authoritative" - Kidicious on Scripture.
henceuntothereforth,
Loin is bugging out again.
:-p
What character are you playing? I need a sidekick on this quest. Or, you could be a mini-boss, or perhaps a busty maiden (who will doubtless be a casualty of war).
Loinburger:
I'm going to be leaving for the next few days, so I give permission for you to use me as a busty maiden.
Scouse Git (2) LaFayette Adam Smith and Solomwi you will be missed
"Learning carries within itself certain dangers because out of necessity one has to learn from one's enemies." - Trotsky.
"I don't consider any of them authoritative" - Kidicious on Scripture.
I'll be the sidekick, Paddy McStinkyfinger.Originally posted by loinburger
What character are you playing? I need a sidekick on this quest. Or, you could be a mini-boss, or perhaps a busty maiden (who will doubtless be a casualty of war
ACK!
"Foof." - Sasquatch.
Wutang!
*Zim-Zam marvels at the random maiden's busty bust*
*An ill feeling overcomes Zim-Zam...*
"Hey, you've got an awfully, erm, masculine jaw, Busty Maiden..."
Loiny sure has a thing about fisting.
"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer
Funniest pr0n there is!Originally posted by Oerdin
Loiny sure has a thing about fisting.
"Foof." - Sasquatch.
*Zim-Zam eyes Oerdin the Not-So-Busty Maiden with a suspicious eye*
"Hey Paddy, let's burn us a witch, eh what? I'll bet she's in league with Colonel OshKosh, and that Man-Maiden! Damn them both!"
*Zim-Zam lets one rip*
"Whoo, don't nobody light a match in here! Yeck!"
*Paddy , of course, is lighting a cigar.*
WHAT?
"Foof." - Sasquatch.
*Duke Hercules Ironfist marches into the coffee-shop*
- Snively! What goes on?
*Snively, the sickening little lackey with no brains at all, responds in a croak*
Well, I don't know, Your Grace. It looks like something that makes very little sense to me, least ways.
- Why, Snively, nothing makes since to you, you have absolutely no brains at all.
Gee, I forgot.
(to Zam Zam Rocketman, poking him in the nostril with a gigantic pistol)
- What the heck are you up to?
Empire growing,
Pleasures flowing,
Fortune smiles and so should you.
*the coffeeshop is engulfed by a raging inferno, thanks to the combination of Zim-Zam's flatulance and Paddy's nicotine addiction*
"I'll save us, Paddy! We'll let this androgoneous creatures roast in their own grease!"
*Zim-Zam takes off in his rocket-pack, and uses his telekinetic powers, which I forgot to mention before, to levitate Paddy behind him*
"You just better hope that those beans have finally made their way through me, Paddy..."
I am Farnsworth Von FishyLiche.
"Verily, the busty maidens here doth repel me!"
*Farnsworth salivates*
"Hmmm, I Verily smell some meat roasting."
I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
Now, this is very uncivil. This raging inferno must be put out at once. Burning alive in convulsive agony is not something I will tolerate.
Empire growing,
Pleasures flowing,
Fortune smiles and so should you.
Cabbages.
(the Duke huffs huffily in a huff as he departs from the coffeeshop with the brainless flunky in pursuit)
Empire growing,
Pleasures flowing,
Fortune smiles and so should you.
*Zim-Zam spits on the ashes of the tavern, in that way that only really cool anti-heroes like Clint Eastwood can convincingly pull off*
*Zim-Zam notes that the semi-busty possibly-maidens are still alive*
"Hah, I knew it! Witches! Doubtless vampire doppleganger ghost dragon love trousers created by the vile machinations of Colonel OshKosh!"
"But they are still good, right?"
*Fansworth continues to level his licking skill*
I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
*Paddy sniffs finger*
"Foof." - Sasquatch.
*Zim-Zam looks questioningly at Farnesworth*
"Well, I suppose that it's all the same if you keep your eyes closed..."
*Zim-Zam shudders*
Will Fisty McFecal be making a guest appearance?
"Our scientific power has out run out spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.
"A cynical, mercenary, demagogic press will produce in time a people as base as itself." - Joseph Pulitzer
It is possible, he's just been banned at the Battle Arena.
*Suddenly, the real Clint Eastwood walks in*
*Weird spaghetti-western-type music plays*
"Aaaaaah! Wowwwww woooowwwww wwwwow! Aaaaaaaaah! Wow wow wow! *crash, bang* Aaaaaaah, Wow Wow Wow Wow, Wow Wow Wow, Wow Wow! *blam, whack* Aaaaaaaah! *huhh huhh* Wow wow wow!"
(And it continues for a few minutes until the words 'The Good' appear in cursive above Clint's head)
Empire growing,
Pleasures flowing,
Fortune smiles and so should you.
Why must you make me a man Zam-zam rocketman?
Can't you look at me just the way I am?
Scouse Git (2) LaFayette Adam Smith and Solomwi you will be missed
"Learning carries within itself certain dangers because out of necessity one has to learn from one's enemies." - Trotsky.
"I don't consider any of them authoritative" - Kidicious on Scripture.
"Quiet, random busty maiden. I'm not finished with you yet! Verily!"
I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
"Oh, busty maiidddeeennn, smell my finger"
"Foof." - Sasquatch.
Lord NotNiceman, a level 54 Doomguy of Doom, approaches Zim-Zam O'Pootertoot. "Your time has come", he exclaims, "I will now slay you with my +2413 Godslayer Sword of Extra Death!
"I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer
"I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand
*Zim-Zam laughs in the face of the Doomguy*
"A Godslayer sword, eh? Good thing I've got +20 Atheism! Bwahahahah!"
*Zim-Zam farts in the general direction of Doomguy*
"Let the ass-wrappage commence, Doomguy!"
Lonestar the level 79 Werewolf Druid thinks you're all wussies.
With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
I've never understood how God could expect his creatures to pick the one true religion by faith — it strikes me as a sloppy way to run a universe.
pffft. 94 zon pops a guided lycander up yar ass.Originally posted by Lonestar
Lonestar the level 79 Werewolf Druid thinks you're all wussies.
:-p
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