PTWDG II: Monty Python Team Thread

[GhengisFarb™]

Originally posted by BetaHound
Technically, I raised it first. Then again - maybe I can be in charge of the cart.

If you join you can have the title, and I will simply be known as Sir GhengisFarb the Chaste.

"Please, just a little peril.........."

"Nope, too perilous.........."

[Darekill]

Here is my aplication! (i know it is an apliance )

What...is your name?

Im a Knight that says NI!

What...is your quest?

to say NI!

What...is your favorite color?

Neon but wait ... NIiiii .....

[GhengisFarb™]

We're up to a whole four members!

Yay! Anymore ND prospects?

[Darekill]

Marlow wants to join also. I think if he shows up it'll be his second post here.

Be kind to him he likes Monty Python but he is at war with the english language sometimes. (just like me)

Thank you for accepting me.

[Hot Mustard]

Welcome, Darekill.

You've been added to the list in the first post.

[marlow]

Lovely "Pythons"!
I follow the nice invitation Darekills! I want to play with you and i hope that we all have a lot of fun!
I have PTW dt and engl. and i hope that i understand enough english to play with you!
I'm not a deity-man!!! Monarch is good enough for me!
But i enjoy the Play against humans so i follow Darekill to yout team!


Good morning, I'd like to have an argument, please.

Certainly, sir. Have you been here before?

No, this is my first time.

I see, well we'll see who's free at the moment.

Mr. Bakely's free, but he's a little bit concilliatory. No.

Try Mr. Barnhart, room 12

[marlow]

and if i am a "fully accepted Member" here are my answers:

What...is your name?

I am the Black Knight

What...is your quest?

The Black Knight ALWAYS TRIUMPHS! Have at you!!

What...is your favorite color?

Come back and take what's coming to you, you yellow bastards!

[Octavian X]

Welcome to the team.

Ni!

[GhengisFarb™]

It's just a flesh wound...........

[Darekill]

We should choos a civ in time before we can not take the English Ziv anymore.

Monty Python must be represented by the great Nation of the british Commonwealth. The ministry of funny walkings is in London nowwhere else.

Stiff as we are we must be english!
Ni

[MrWhereItsAt]

Will your secret weapon be the funniest joke ever invented? And will it be SO deadly funny that each of you needs to work on only one word at a time?

And in order that you don't die laughing yourself, will it be in German?!?!?!

'E's passed on! This German is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the trench 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!" This is an EX-GERMAN!'

Or will we just endlessly reenact the Battle of Pearl Harbour by splashing around in the mud?

[Hot Mustard]

Originally posted by MrWhereItsAt
Will your secret weapon be the funniest joke ever invented?

I believe we will refrain from the "death from laughter" tactic other than as a second-to-last resort. You see - it would be too easy otherwise.

Of course, the last-last resort will be to use one of the relics that Brother Maynard carries with him.

Originally posted by MrWhereItsAt
Or will we just endlessly reenact the Battle of Pearl Harbour by splashing around in the mud?

Not sure. However, speaking of mud, we will be sure to consult the old woman, er, Denis, once we attain a certain government type.

[GhengisFarb™]

If we can't be English we have two more choices at the top of the list:

Mary, Queen of the Scots

Or the one nobody would ever expect.......

The Spanish Inquistion!

[Darekill]

Aber Nein. ich würde doch hier niemals in deutsch posten.
Das würde ich wirklich niemals tun! Ni

Translation for the ones that never had the chance to learn my wonderful mother language

No, i would never ever post in german here. Realy i would never do this! Ni

[Tiberius]

I can testify that the translation of "Ni" was quite correct

[ThePlagueRat]

This must be the "axis of somewhat evil" ??! John Cleese TM.
I think it suits me better than the Izzard team? I could do some Hitler impersonations when there is gonna be a war. Not as good at John Cleese's, though.

But I think I'll try at the monkies this time, since they lack more members, and I am a mandrille... Anyway, I don't know my quest either, I just want free bananas.

[Nuclear Winter]

´´First, thou shalt move thy worker Northwest, Then thou shalt shalth mine in turn three. No more. No less. Three shall be the turn thou shalt mine, and the number of thy mining shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor shalt thou count turn two, excepting that thou then proceed to turn three. Five is right out! Once the turn three, being the third turn, be reached, then minnest thou thy Holy Hill Tile of Antioch by thy worker, who, being selected in my sight, shall mine it. Amen.´´

[alva]

[LzPrst]

I'm in. If its not too late that is.
I'll check out whats up and so forth after the 20th of may (my last exam )

[Hot Mustard]

Originally posted by LzPrst
I'm in. If its not too late that is.
I'll check out whats up and so forth after the 20th of may (my last exam )

Welcome! Please post an "application", as per the first post in this thread.

[Darekill]

Song of our Forestworkers....

I never wanted to be a worker in the first place!
I... I wanted to be...

A LUMBERJACK!

Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Monties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Monties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

CHORUS

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Monties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a .... a Bra????

NI NI NI!

[marlow]

please england or scotland! If we didn't have crucifixion this country would be in a right bloody mess I tell you! (or did the spanish people have crucifixion also???

[Darekill]

only one cross each! only one...

[ThePlagueRat]

say no more... say no more... saynomoresaynomore. nudge nudge.

Can someone sing the spam song?

[marlow]

Spam Song:

hear it (Song 25. please)

But:

No, you shouldn't do that - no, that's dangerous!

[GhengisFarb™]

Here's a potential avatar:

[GhengisFarb™]

And another:

[GhengisFarb™]

And yet another:

[GhengisFarb™]

And still one more:

[Hot Mustard]

Those are great, GF!

Have we a civ preference (English, French, ?), do we want specific traits, or shall we wait for a private forum?