Gays are better than us

[Bosh]

*bows before his superiors*

blatantly ripped off from: http://pub26.ezboard.com/fasoiaffrm5...cID=9297.topic

The comments of the oh-so enlightened Rick Santorum have helped clear something up for me; namely, that homosexuals are just better than heterosexuals. Let's take a look at the evidence:

1) Gay parents can influence straight children to homosexuality, but straight parents can't make gay children heterosexual. That means gay kids have stronger minds.

2) Gay marriage threatens straight marriages, but even straight marriages can't threaten gay commitments. That means gay people are more committed.

3) Gay people tend to have more disposable income. That means gay people are better at earning money.

4) Gay people don't burden the school districts with children, because we are often not allowed to adopt them. That makes gay people less of a burden on society.

5) Gay people don't reproduce irresponsibly and further strain the planet's resources. That means gay people are better for the environment.

You know, Rick Santorum really showed me that gays really are superior. We're just better than heteros. Thanks, Senator!

[Lancer]

[Spec]

[FrustratedPoet]

[Ted Striker]

gays r gay

[chequita guevara]

Uhm . . .

[Az]

Funny. I don't agree with lots of it, but it's funny.

[Ramo]

[Lincoln]

Re: Gays are better than us

Originally posted by Boshko
*bows before his superiors*

blatantly ripped off from: http://pub26.ezboard.com/fasoiaffrm5...cID=9297.topic

The comments of the oh-so enlightened Rick Santorum have helped clear something up for me; namely, that homosexuals are just better than heterosexuals. Let's take a look at the evidence:

1) Gay parents can influence straight children to homosexuality, but straight parents can't make gay children heterosexual. That means gay kids have stronger minds.

2) Gay marriage threatens straight marriages, but even straight marriages can't threaten gay commitments. That means gay people are more committed.

3) Gay people tend to have more disposable income. That means gay people are better at earning money.

4) Gay people don't burden the school districts with children, because we are often not allowed to adopt them. That makes gay people less of a burden on society.

5) Gay people don't reproduce irresponsibly and further strain the planet's resources. That means gay people are better for the environment.

You know, Rick Santorum really showed me that gays really are superior. We're just better than heteros. Thanks, Senator!

1. I thought it was not a choice at all? Then they admit to having an agenda to convert the unwary?

2. I never heard of a mariage that was threatened because gays want to get married as well.

3. So they are more greedy then? Too bad they cannot direct some of their efforts toward helping the less fortunate.

4. So whose kids are going to support them when they get old?

5. Like the aids environment??

[Ramo]

Geez folks, it's pretty obvious he wasn't actually being serious.

[Lincoln]

Neither was I...

[Az]

Ramo, of course not.

[Felch]

Not to take things too seriously, but do you all think it's wrong to have a lot of kids? I always thought it was patriotic in a nation with a public pension, like Social Security. It makes sure there will be chumps to pay our bills in the future.

Or we could just let more Mexicans come in.

[Lincoln]

Kids are a blessing if they are raised right. On the other hand...

[Spiffor]

Lincoln is right