2000 spam posts in and still going strong.
The Emperor-making thread.
Long ago we decided the last rec commons would be called Paradise Garden. As there is talk about ending the game, here it is! Lush forests, lovely flowers, quiet corners: everything you need to come to rest, alone or with your girlfriend/Japanese schoolgirl.^That sunny dome! Those caves of ice!
^And all who heard should see them there,
^And all should cry, Beware! Beware!
^His flashing eyes, his floating hair!
^Weave a circle round him thrice,
^And close your eyes with holy dread,
^For he on honey-dew hath fed,
^And drunk the milk of Paradise.
^
^ -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge,
^ Datalinks
The list of drinks is well-known I presume:
Beer
Heineken (cryo-cooled!)
Leffe (the best)
Velkopopovicky Beer (Czech beer)
New Caledonian Beer (For those who support CCCP!)
Xeno Inc. (tm) (c)
Xenobrew (SupportTKG's monopolistic ambitionsthe Internal Affairs Department!)
Xenocoffee - with xenomilk and synth0sugar
Xenococoa
XenoBanana Split (Support Mr. Xenobanana's election campaign!)
Xenowater (from the finest Jedinican glaciers, melted by borehole warmth)
Wine list
Red Sol de Mesa (Wine out of the good sunny Mesa fungus - tastes fine with the sealurk)
White Yugo de Suelo Pholussia (A wine I can´t recommend completely; a little too sweet)
Doceagua (From the nearby Freshwater Sea)
Non-alcoholic beverages
Wild Cherry Pepsi
Water (Expensive! Our water recycling technics aren't perfected yet. I'd suggest a nice beer instead...)
P4PSI (For old times' sake. Enlightens your mind.)
Orange Juice
Longisland-icetea
Cocktails
Chiron-Redberry-Cocktail
Hive Mind Stuff (with honey)
Muroroa (makes you glow)
Bloody Miriam
Black Stuff (High quality label - we are not responsible for its content)
Kalimotxo (two thirds of Red Sol de Mesa, one third of P4PSI)
Other
Fungal Gin (A real killer!)
Talisker Whisky (Deirdre's treat)
Jack Daniels Blue Label (0.15 ec per bottle)
Salmiakkikossu (Salted licorice)
We have been thinking about serving warm meals. Handy for workers with a late shift:
Chopped Psych Worms with Lurk-Blood Sauce
Lurkroast with Monsoon-Salad
Fungus Tower Schnitzel with deep-fried worms
Pickled Spores
Last edited by Maniac; April 9, 2003 at 15:39.
2000 spam posts in and still going strong.
The Emperor-making thread.
almost 200 years on planet and we STILL havn't perfected our water recycling technics!?
/me sighs
Looks like i'll have to unveil Xeno Inc.'s newest product ahead of schedule. yes, you guessed it - Xenowater! Made from only the finest Jedinician Glaciers, Xenowater provides you with soothing refreshment, and at a price that can't be beat! Black Stuff Inc's water of choice is Xenowater, and 9 out of 10 CCCP members prefer Xenowater over the next leading brand (which is nothing, i suppose)
Xenowater! It's like regular water....only better
now i'll need thirty seven orange juices. mmmm, orange juice
EDIT: maniac, that picture is a lot nicer than the opening picture in the last rec commons (the picture of kass, if you'll recall
Last edited by Method; April 8, 2003 at 21:15.
We're getting high up now!
/me grabs a Wild Cherry Pepsi and watches as construction for the sixth floor begins... wondering when they'll be a need to expand even further.
I'm not conceited, conceit is a fault and I have no faults...
As always, will play after work. I wonder if I'll ever be able to turn that the other way...
What? I thought I melted all of those! Apparently stealth boreholes put out less heat than the calculations indicatedOriginally posted by TKG
Xenowater! Made from only the finest Jedinician Glaciers
Silly, you have to melt glaciers to get water. TKG is just using the energy for free to boost his evil capitalist profits. It's probably time to stop him once and for all.
*WoA orders a large round of Xenobrews*
Nice pic, BTW
-Jam
1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.
Yeah nice pic. I 'll try that new xenowater for a change.
On the ISDG 2012 team at the heart of CiviLIZation
Originally posted by TKG
EDIT: maniac, that picture is a lot nicer than the opening picture in the last rec commons (the picture of kass, if you'll recall
Actually, I was thinking of opening a Rec commons thread next with this picture:
http://kotisivu.dnainternet.net/antt...arly_naked.jpg
Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!
http://kotisivu.dnainternet.net/ant...early_naked.jpg
Do you have any idea how scary it is to see a link to an image that contains "ant" and "early naked" !?
Especially if one knows that your first name starts with "Ant"!
<Kassiopeia> you don't keep the virgins in your lair at a sodomising distance from your beasts or male prisoners. If you devirginised them yourself, though, that's another story. If they devirginised each other, then, I hope you had that webcam running.
Play Bumps! No, wait, play Slings!
Baka! The file is called "deirdre_nearly_naked.jpg", under the directory /anttinor/images/ .
Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!
/me is waiting for Kass to be sued for false advertising.
Fooled me - BAH !
*Whipsers to GT about hiring a lawyer together*
-Jam
1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.
/me slaps Kass around a bit with pure hideousness
I'll have two Xenowaters please
/me joins the WoA and GT coalition against false advertising by Kass.
I'm not conceited, conceit is a fault and I have no faults...
As always, will play after work. I wonder if I'll ever be able to turn that the other way...
/me buys all the heininken that is left and give everone a round! to the glory of the peacekeepers
Bunnies!
Welcome to the DBTSverse!
God, Allah, boedha, siva, the stars, tealeaves and the palm of you hand. If you are so desperately looking for something to believe in GO FIND A MIRROR
'Space05us is just a stupid nice guy' - Space05us
PARADISE GARDEN
Thank you all, this is a real treat
I'll have a longisland iced tea please (and that really shoudln't go under non-alcoholic drinks)
/me run's around with a gleeful look on his face to celebrate, and then invites a very cheecky French girl up to enjoy the view
Smile
For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
/me gives everyone their drink, while a refreshing artificially-created wind is blowing through the leaves.
Now please excuse me, while I have several important matters to attend to.
/me runs away to dance naked among the trees.
You've got the ideaOriginally posted by Maniac
* Maniac runs away to dance naked among the trees.
Smile
For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
Post 3000!I finally made it. Ten days later than some of you predicted (I'm not such a big spammer
ManiacAnother exemplary spa... participator
Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!
/me turns the two Xenowaters into Xenosnowballs, which he then throws at Maniac and Kassiopeia
I can agree with that, but I'm thinking more along the lines of freedom from slavery to wasteful sensual desires rather than freedom from clothingOriginally posted by Drogue
Let us all be free
Oh, and All Hail Emperor Maniac!
Last edited by Cedayon; April 9, 2003 at 15:58.
hurray! A free xenobrew for all thespammersemperors!
Nice one Maniac
Smile
For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
DBTS , this link is for you... at least you are the one I thought of the moment I saw that headline
/me pokes ColdWizard with a cheeky sod *
Oh, and btw CW, weren't you the one who said I couldn't stay away from IRC? Well, I've been gone for two days, and plan to be gone until next Monday :p
Last edited by Kassiopeia; April 9, 2003 at 18:14.
Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!
/me kicks the Poly database for not registering his last post on the DG forum index *
Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!
and it's been boring as crap without youOriginally posted by Kassiopeia * Kassiopeia pokes ColdWizard with a cheeky sod *
Oh, and btw CW, weren't you the one who said I couldn't stay away from IRC? Well, I've been gone for two days, and plan to be gone until next Monday :p
... so basically nothing has changed
seriously! we need you! i was discussing the constitutionality of that borehole with drogue and we lacked a (unbiased) judge!
Congrats Maniac.
I'm not conceited, conceit is a fault and I have no faults...
As always, will play after work. I wonder if I'll ever be able to turn that the other way...
Yea, Kass would be good for that (but isn't he a greenie?) ... I'm not sure I'm qualified as unbiased, but perhaps... game-wise I'm heavily biased towards leaving the hole there, RP-wise I'm heavily biased towards tearing it downOriginally posted by TKG
seriously! we need you! i was discussing the constitutionality of that borehole with drogue and we lacked a (unbiased) judge!
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