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  • Whining about the opposite sex

    Yes, I know, I'm 2 days late, but I was in NY yesterday, and was in a good mood early on VD, too drunk to type late on VD. So here it is: the whine about the other gender thread (I liked Whining About Women, but I thought I'd get my testicles ripped off, so that would've been bad ). I"ll start off.

    Here's what I've figured: females are divisable into four categories:

    Hot and too good for you
    Classy and taken
    Sweet and just wanna be friends
    Ugly and stalks you

    Any thoughts? And don't count abnormalities...they get discounted in polls and such.
    "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
    ^ The Poly equivalent of:
    "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

  • #2
    You have VD?

    Why don't you damn people wear a jimmy sack for once?
    We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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    • #3
      from my own experience:

      Hot but religious fanatic
      One date and we're committed
      Married but curious
      Suprise! I have a kid
      To us, it is the BEAST.

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      • #4
        Well . . . Mrs Flubber is hot and too good for you AND classy and taken
        You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Ted Striker
          You have VD?

          Why don't you damn people wear a jimmy sack for once?
          ...AHAHAHHAHAH

          See...that would require me to be able to actually GET SOME at some point
          "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
          ^ The Poly equivalent of:
          "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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          • #6
            -=My categories=-

            - Friends Im screwing
            - Friends that I am not screwing
            - Lesbians (friend or not)
            - The one and only S.O! If I'm lucky....
            :-p

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            • #7
              i wear jimmy sacks now...

              my catagories:

              friend of a friend and in play
              friend of a friend and off limits
              vaguely interesting but has a drug addiction
              just want to use me for sex
              "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
              'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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              • #8
                Re: Whining about the opposite sex

                What I've found:

                Females:
                Cool and just want to be friends.
                Cool and want to be more than friends and are hot.
                Cool and want to be more than friend and are not hot.
                Not cool and just want to be friends.
                Not cool and want to be more than friends and are hot.
                Not cool and want to be more than friend and are not hot.

                Males:
                Cool guys who want to be your friend.
                Cool guys who want to "experiment".
                Cool guys who want to be your boyfriend.
                Guys who like to try to get me to help them with schoolwork/computers.
                Not cool guys who want to be your friend.
                Not cool guys who want to be your boyfriend.
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #9
                  youre shallow asher. maybe you and red_jon experiment.
                  "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                  'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by MRT144
                    youre shallow asher. maybe you and red_jon experiment.
                    Shallow? Because I don't want to hang around people I don't like? Fine by me, but I don't consider that shallow, I consider it "normal".

                    And I don't understand your comment about red_jon, he lives in England.
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #11
                      "cool and want to be more than friends but are not hot. :thumbsdown:"

                      so youre only holding women to the standard of looking good.
                      "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                      'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                      • #12
                        I put women into roughly two catagories:
                        Hot and sexy and my fiancee.
                        Not my fiancee.

                        It makes things so simple.
                        I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by MRT144
                          "cool and want to be more than friends but are not hot. :thumbsdown:"

                          so youre only holding women to the standard of looking good.
                          I certainly do if they want to get into my pants.

                          Do you understand the concept of "more than friends"?

                          You're honestly telling me if Rita McNeil was hitting on you, you'd hop into bed with her?

                          Take your righteous bull**** elsewhere, stop acting like you're above it.

                          God forbid I'll only have sex with people I find sexually attractive.
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by MRT144
                            so youre only holding women to the standard of looking good.
                            Why would anyone go out with someone they are not attracted to?
                            And if you did, wouldn't that be doing them a disservice anyway? (read: using them)
                            I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                            • #15
                              personality can overcome looks. i think ive been scarred with so many shallow relationships, that im trying to escape the "looks uber alles" mode of thought
                              "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                              'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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