Whining about the opposite sex

The Emperor Fabulous · February 16, 2003, 21:52

Yes, I know, I'm 2 days late, but I was in NY yesterday, and was in a good mood early on VD, too drunk to type late on VD. So here it is: the whine about the other gender thread (I liked Whining About Women, but I thought I'd get my testicles ripped off, so that would've been bad

). I"ll start off.

Here's what I've figured: females are divisable into four categories:

Hot and too good for you
Classy and taken
Sweet and just wanna be friends
Ugly and stalks you

Any thoughts? And don't count abnormalities...they get discounted in polls and such.

Ted Striker · February 16, 2003, 21:54

You have VD?

Why don't you damn people wear a jimmy sack for once?

Sava · February 16, 2003, 21:58

from my own experience:

Hot but religious fanatic
One date and we're committed
Married but curious
Suprise! I have a kid

Flubber · February 16, 2003, 21:58

Well . . . Mrs Flubber is hot and too good for you AND classy and taken

The Emperor Fabulous · February 16, 2003, 22:01

Originally posted by Ted Striker
You have VD?

Why don't you damn people wear a jimmy sack for once?

...AHAHAHHAHAH

See...that would require me to be able to actually GET SOME at some point

Zero · February 16, 2003, 22:02

-=My categories=-

- Friends Im screwing
- Friends that I am not screwing
- Lesbians (friend or not)
- The one and only S.O! If I'm lucky....

MRT144 · February 16, 2003, 22:08

i wear jimmy sacks now...

my catagories:

friend of a friend and in play
friend of a friend and off limits
vaguely interesting but has a drug addiction
just want to use me for sex

Asher · February 16, 2003, 22:11

What I've found:

Females:
Cool and just want to be friends.

Cool and want to be more than friends and are hot.

Cool and want to be more than friend and are not hot.

Not cool and just want to be friends.

Not cool and want to be more than friends and are hot.

Not cool and want to be more than friend and are not hot.

Males:
Cool guys who want to be your friend.

Cool guys who want to "experiment".

Cool guys who want to be your boyfriend.

Guys who like to try to get me to help them with schoolwork/computers.

Not cool guys who want to be your friend.

Not cool guys who want to be your boyfriend.

MRT144 · February 16, 2003, 22:15

youre shallow asher. maybe you and red_jon experiment.

Asher · February 16, 2003, 22:18

Originally posted by MRT144
youre shallow asher. maybe you and red_jon experiment.

Shallow? Because I don't want to hang around people I don't like? Fine by me, but I don't consider that shallow, I consider it "normal".

And I don't understand your comment about red_jon, he lives in England.

MRT144 · February 16, 2003, 22:22

"cool and want to be more than friends but are not hot. :thumbsdown:"

so youre only holding women to the standard of looking good.

Skanky Burns · February 16, 2003, 22:23

I put women into roughly two catagories:
Hot and sexy and my fiancee.

Not my fiancee.

It makes things so simple.

Asher · February 16, 2003, 22:26

Originally posted by MRT144
"cool and want to be more than friends but are not hot. :thumbsdown:"

so youre only holding women to the standard of looking good.

I certainly do if they want to get into my pants.

Do you understand the concept of "more than friends"?

You're honestly telling me if Rita McNeil was hitting on you, you'd hop into bed with her?

Take your righteous bullshit elsewhere, stop acting like you're above it.

God forbid I'll only have sex with people I find sexually attractive.

Skanky Burns · February 16, 2003, 22:27

Originally posted by MRT144
so youre only holding women to the standard of looking good.

Why would anyone go out with someone they are not attracted to?
And if you did, wouldn't that be doing them a disservice anyway? (read: using them)

MRT144 · February 16, 2003, 22:30

personality can overcome looks. i think ive been scarred with so many shallow relationships, that im trying to escape the "looks uber alles" mode of thought

monkspider · February 16, 2003, 22:30

Originally posted by Asher

Cool guys who want to be your boyfriend.

This is the one I found most interesting, from a psychological perspective. So you will have a girlfriend but not a boyfriend?

Asher · February 16, 2003, 22:34

Originally posted by monkspider
This is the one I found most interesting, from a psychological perspective. So you will have a girlfriend but not a boyfriend?

I would have a girlfriend, but I don't really care one way or another. I'd prefer not to have one, makes things easier.
I don't understand why I'd need a boyfriend, it's not like we'd ever have kids or something. I just don't see the point to it.

Caesar the Great · February 16, 2003, 22:36

I like you but I'm already dating your best friend
I'd love to have sex, but not with you
I think you're cool but I'd rather date a guy with a BMW
STOP LOOKING THROUGH MY WINDOW

monkspider · February 16, 2003, 22:37

I think I will direct anyone having trouble with girls to this site.
http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

Jon Shafer · February 16, 2003, 22:51

My categories:

Ignore me and are hot
Ignore me and are not hot
Hate me and are hot
Hate me and are not hot

Maybe I should get out more...

Urban Ranger · February 16, 2003, 22:58

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
I put women into roughly two catagories:
Hot and sexy and my fiancee.

Not my fiancee.

It makes things so simple.

Mine is a bit more complicated:

Brilliant and sexy and my SO
Hot, not my SO
Random woman

H Tower · February 16, 2003, 23:10

I'm chasing a girl who's Hot, Classy, Sweet and just wanna be friends.

Or maybe I'm just insane

For me the categories are:
Friend (taken)
Ex Girlfriend who wants to **** me over
book nerd girl in class
Random girl at bar
and the Hot, Classy, Sweet and just wanna be friends girl

Q Classic · February 16, 2003, 23:12

there's:

sig. oth.
not sig. oth., friend.
not sig. oth., not annoying.
not sig. oth., annoying.

Ted Striker · February 16, 2003, 23:22

1. Girl that wants me to slap that ass
2. Girl that wants to slap me in the face

korn469 · February 16, 2003, 23:24

here's my rating

the girl i love who i can't be with
everybody else who i don't (not that they'd have me anyways lol)

Asher · February 16, 2003, 23:26

Originally posted by Ted Striker
1. Girl that wants me to slap that ass
2. Girl that wants to slap me in the face

Well done, man!

The Emperor Fabulous · February 17, 2003, 01:42

You know, thanks to asher, I've realized that I should have put, rather than opposite sex, "those options available to hook up with"...yeah, that's got a nice ring to it

Asher · February 17, 2003, 01:44

I got that vibe from it anyway.

monolith94 · February 17, 2003, 01:54

ooooooh!

let's see - the situation that just ended was very post-neo-modern-angsty
I sort of felt a sense of obligation to hang out with this person, and then she said that she wasn't interested in me, and inside I was like "thank fücking god, crisis saved!" - it was weird.

But yeah - right now there's not alot of people around, to date, but I still flirt like a madman. Flirting's hella fun. I love it!

loinburger · February 17, 2003, 02:10

Stupid girls
Cool girls that I'm not allowed to swear around (usually, but not always, the girlfriend of a friend)
Cool girls who are "just one of the guys"
Cool girls who are "just one of the guys" except that I want to have sex with them
Cockteases (usually, but not always, the girlfriend of a friend -- occasionally coincides with the "stupid girls" group)