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    Texas vs. Mississipi

    http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/....ap/index.html

    Democrat denounces 'denigrating a sister state'
    Friday, January 31, 2003 Posted: 11:19 AM EST (1619 GMT)

    JACKSON, Mississippi (AP) -- Texas Gov. Rick Perry is known for his fondness for cowboy boots. But he might be reminded not to step on toes.

    "I don't want to become Mississippi," Perry recently told The Dallas Morning News, citing the state's problems with transportation, economic development and education. The comment prompted an invitation that was more diplomatic barb than Southern hospitality.

    "We elected officials in Mississippi are of the opinion that denigrating a sister state is not statesmanlike conduct," Mississippi House Speaker Tim Ford told Perry in a two-page letter. "I invite you to come visit us to learn more about Mississippi."

    Ford, a Democrat, told the Republican governor he didn't want to launch "an achievement contest," but mentioned a $1.5 billion Nissan plant opening this year in Mississippi and said state lawmakers are working on a comprehensive education package.

    Perry spokeswoman Kathy Walt said the governor had not received a copy of Ford's letter.

    "His comments certainly were not meant to cast any bad light on the state or its citizens," Walt said. "His father-in-law is a Mississippi native."

    Ford forwarded copies of the letter to reporters and several public officials, including the U.S. senators from both states and a former Texas governor -- President Bush.
    Looks like we got Dixie fighting itself here. Which state do you think is worse?
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    sister state?

    They aren't adjacent to each other.

    In any case I have lived in Mississippi. It wasn't too bad, just poor. I drove though Texas, I wasn't impressed. I got a motel room and it was filled with dead bugs. So that doesn't bode well for Texas.

    I say banana. Both states suck.

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    thats like trying to decide between equally gruesome deaths.
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    Bah!
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    I'd be bothered by this, except :

    A) the thread was started by a known dumbass
    B) was endorsed by a guy with sand between his ears, who stayed in a cheap hotel, and wasn't impressed
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    C) A swish hips from S.F.

    Big deal
    Last edited by SlowwHand; February 3, 2003 at 09:11.
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    Originally posted by SlowwHand
    I'd be bothered by this, except :

    A) the thread was started by a known dumbass
    B) was endorsed by a guy with sand between his ears, who stayed in a cheap hotel, and wasn't impressed
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    C) A faggot from S.F.

    Big deal
    Wow, you're really outdoing yourself this time.
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    C'ya in a week Sloww.
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    What did they expect?
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    Originally posted by SlowwHand
    I'd be bothered by this, except :

    A) the thread was started by a known dumbass
    B) was endorsed by a guy with sand between his ears, who stayed in a cheap hotel, and wasn't impressed
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    C) A faggot from S.F.

    Big deal
    Come on Slow don't mince your words, speak your mind
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    Sick

    Originally posted by SlowwHand
    What did they expect?
    It's part C that's going to get you in trouble. I'd edit it to something else before Ming gets here.

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    edit to person with alternative lifestyle
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    I've been quoted. Too late for a faint heart.
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    mississippi..... bahhhh just a bunch of kudzu and red necks down there.
    and for those misinformed.... there is a difference in red necks and cowboys

    http://www.cptr.ua.edu/kudzu/
    http://www.jjanthony.com/kudzu/
    and for those who don't know what kudzu is
    this includes you meathead

    this was once a house or barn
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    From Slowwhand: A faggot from S.F.


    Should just accept this as another mental relaspe of a white Southern cracker?
    This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(

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    Reap what you sow.
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    I keep forgetting that white Southerners have no sense of honor -- they got pride pumped into them so much, that they cannot apologize for anything.
    This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(

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    Kudzu is great for coverup (litterally) masacres and atrocities. I suprised that it has not retreated some in recent years, since a market for its roots was discoverd some 10 years ago. The Nipponeese consider the roots a delicacy.
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    Apologize? I'll apologize to maybe Red Jon. Maybe Starchild.

    Not, however, to a guy from Iowa, who has started countless anti-Southern state threads; who insists that all in the Southern states are bigots, when again, only like 5% of the South IN TOTAL owned any slaves at all.

    No. What you demonstrate is the exact reason for the War Between the States.
    Mouthy critical people from the North.

    No apology to you, bub.
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    Is Kudzu like rampant mistletoe?
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    Originally posted by SlowwHand
    Apologize? I'll apologize to maybe Red Jon. Maybe Starchild.

    Not, however, to a guy from Iowa, who has started countless anti-Southern state threads; who insists that all in the Southern states are bigots, when again, only like 5% of the South IN TOTAL owned any slaves at all.

    No. What you demonstrate is the exact reason for the War Between the States.
    Mouthy critical people from the North.

    No apology to you, bub.
    My threads were anti-Southern when I presented knowledge of racism in the Northern states?

    And mind you, even with a minority of Southerners owning slavery, the Southern economy in antebellum America was dependent on the cash crop economy, which in turn, relied on the system of slavery.

    I guess you have not read the posts where I have discussed examples of racism in the Northern states, or, you have a reading disability.

    You can insult whoever started a thread that you find insulting to you, but don't drag an entire group of people into it with a bigoted, slanderous word.
    This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(

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    Originally posted by SlowwHand
    Is Kudzu like rampant mistletoe?
    Something like that. They have found a good way to deal with it in Tallahasee . . . goats!

    We've got kudzu growing across the way from us.
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    yada-yada, MrFun.
    You always have what you deem as an excuse.
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    I'd probably give you ****, Sloww, but yer gonna be banned anyways. That's just kickin' a man when he'd down. Not gonna do that to a fellow Southerner.
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    Well, I cannot excuse your reading disability -- apparently you missed all of the posts where I have discussed Northern racism.
    This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(

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    Only when you were called on it. You definetly do have an anti-Southern view in your selective look on bigotry.
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    You still haven't proven to me there is anything worthwhile in Texas.

    I'll grant you my state is also a wasteland. But Texas is no better.

    Like I said I lived in Mississippi. Just because you have more money doesn't make you better. Everyone thumbs their noses at Mississippi, I figure I have to defend them.

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    Originally posted by MrFun
    Well, I cannot excuse your reading disability -- apparently you missed all of the posts where I have discussed Northern racism.
    You have a massive anti-Southern bias, MrFun, don't even play like you don't. Just because you allow that things are bad doesn't mean you don't miss a chance to bash the South.

    Bunnygrrl, a native Chicagoan, pointed out to me ten years ago how prevalent anti-Southern biases are in the North. You are a prime example of it.



    None of which excuses Sloww's comment.
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    I have to admit that my view of the south has a slight patronizing, paternalistic tone?
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