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  • The state of my bowels has been mildly unsettled of late.

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  • Waa, it's been awful!

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  • I'm right as a bananna, nary a hint of a rumble in the nether regions.

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    A Factual Account of the State of My Bowels, Impartially Considered

    I'll tell you what, I've seldome had such a sickly season in this regard, though I'm ok this last 2 weeks. My doc said, "there's something going around". I said, "what?", he said, "the grunge" with a smile. Then I see all these cruise ships coming into port and half the people have the um, "grunge". Some people were carried off on stretchers! Lots of people have missed work at my store and their story is always the same...

    I'm curious to see if this is a worldwide phenominon so please give an suscinct account of your bowels, thanks.
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    They've been fine as long as I get my roughage. Last weekend I was away for a few days and I had a crap diet, which meant that I was soon sh*tting rusty piss...but things are right again...
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    oh, great, it's another one of those "let's digust everyone" threads.


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    Check out the Ratemypoo.com website if you are that interested in bowel movements.
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    thats foul SD
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    Certainly is.
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    I did a thread about ratemypoo...needless to say the thread was locked
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    Originally posted by Provost Harrison
    I did a thread about ratemypoo...needless to say the thread was locked
    I gave yours a 3. It had no artistic talent.
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    [rhetorical]Seriously though,what is so interesting about **** that people feel compelled to talk about it?[/rhetorical]
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    You could say that about anything, many people find excreta particularly fascinating, especially the coprophiles amongst us
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    I've been feeling under the weather too. I think I've fallen slightly ill because I come here to Apolyton and one minute threads are there and the next I can't find them any where. It's amazing how five star threads just turn out to be a figmint of my imagination.
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    Coprophiles, are that like brown-nosers?
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    Oerdin, yeah well, **** happens.

    *I'm not profane, I type the stars.
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    What ironic timing. Yesterday, I underwent a sigmoidoscopy.

    Results: everything A.O.K. (except for extensive diverticulosis, of which I was already well aware).

    Looks like you folks will have to put with me for a looooong time.

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    Zkribbler, is that where they shove something up your sigmoid?

    Glad to hear you're ok
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    Well, let's hoist a glass to imagining things.
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    ...and remember the sunnier days of old.
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    ...especially for those whom the sun shines out of their arses
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    Hehe. that would be my arse hanging out in the wind right about now.
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    The trail has not gone cold, however, it has gone to another forum. See here: http://www.counterglow.com/forum/sho...&threadid=9994
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    PH, yeah I met a girl like that once...

    ...ended up with a terrible sunburn on my face...
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    But the question is, is the wind actually coming from your arse?
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    My movements are find and dandy. Must be because I'm not an old man.
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    hasn't Lancer already had one of these threads.

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