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    Found this on Drudge.........



    Man allegedly had sex with sheep
    Charleston police arrested an East Bank man for allegedly having sex with a sheep used in a West Side funeral home's live nativity scene.
    Joey Armstrong, 29, allegedly broke into a shed that housed the animals used in the holiday scene at the Bartlett-Burdette-Cox Funeral Home on Tennessee Avenue about 5:50 a.m. Saturday, Charleston Police Sgt. Brent Webster said.

    Police, who were responding to a suspicious person call, say they found the suspect at the nativity scene, Webster said.

    Armstrong was charged with trespassing, destruction of property and cruelty to animals. He was being held at South Central Regional Jail on $2,500 bond.

    Webster said police are consulting with the prosecutor's office and bestiality charges could be issued against Armstrong.
    Must be a Welsh immigrant.......
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    I think it's far more likely that he's from New Zealand. What's Cali's alibi?
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        This reminds me of the Spanish fellow who died a few years ago while raping a chicken. Some of those farm boys get a little to friendly with the livestock if you know what I mean...
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          and cruelty to animals
          Hey c'mmon !!! She was practically begging for it !!! , I mean, clean shaven and all that.......
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Oerdin
            This reminds me of the Spanish fellow who died a few years ago while raping a chicken. Some of those farm boys get a little to friendly with the livestock if you know what I mean...
            Did he drive the bookmobile too?
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            • #7
              Was the sheep under-age?
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              • #8
                Saw a better story than this in the L.A. Times....

                A phone-sex operator in Florida collected a workers' comp award because she developed carpal tunnel sydrome from masterbating at least five times a day while she was working.

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                • #9
                  Wasn't it Welsh Pride Day in Charleston?
                  If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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                  • #10
                    How can you die while trying to rape a chicken?
                    That chicken must have had a superb defense mechanism.

                    Well, I'm quite sure we will soon find the answer to my question as one of the more curious fellows at Apolyton is bound to try and see for himself what will happen when raping a chicken.

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                    • #11
                      sick

                      animal abuse if you ask me but no one asked me

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Zkribbler
                        Saw a better story than this in the L.A. Times....

                        A phone-sex operator in Florida collected a workers' comp award because she developed carpal tunnel sydrome from masterbating at least five times a day while she was working.
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                        • #13
                          Wasn't that old bloke who was arrested after ****ging a cow from W/Virginia?
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                            I think those who do such gross acts should be shot. Who the hell would do such a thing?
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                            • #15
                              I remember a history course talking about a bloke ****ging a horse in the 16th century. it talked about the bloke moving ye beasts tail etc. very funny

                              Of course the horse probabaly didn't think so
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