I think it's far more likely that he's from New Zealand. What's Cali's alibi?
Found this on Drudge.........
http://www.dailymail.com/news/News/2002121645/
Must be a Welsh immigrant.......Man allegedly had sex with sheep
Charleston police arrested an East Bank man for allegedly having sex with a sheep used in a West Side funeral home's live nativity scene.
Joey Armstrong, 29, allegedly broke into a shed that housed the animals used in the holiday scene at the Bartlett-Burdette-Cox Funeral Home on Tennessee Avenue about 5:50 a.m. Saturday, Charleston Police Sgt. Brent Webster said.
Police, who were responding to a suspicious person call, say they found the suspect at the nativity scene, Webster said.
Armstrong was charged with trespassing, destruction of property and cruelty to animals. He was being held at South Central Regional Jail on $2,500 bond.
Webster said police are consulting with the prosecutor's office and bestiality charges could be issued against Armstrong.
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I think it's far more likely that he's from New Zealand. What's Cali's alibi?
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This reminds me of the Spanish fellow who died a few years ago while raping a chicken. Some of those farm boys get a little to friendly with the livestock if you know what I mean...
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Hey c'mmon !!!and cruelty to animalsShe was practically begging for it !!!
, I mean, clean shaven and all that.......
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Did he drive the bookmobile too?Originally posted by Oerdin
This reminds me of the Spanish fellow who died a few years ago while raping a chicken. Some of those farm boys get a little to friendly with the livestock if you know what I mean...
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Was the sheep under-age?
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Saw a better story than this in the L.A. Times....
A phone-sex operator in Florida collected a workers' comp award because she developed carpal tunnel sydrome from masterbating at least five times a day while she was working.
Wasn't it Welsh Pride Day in Charleston?
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How can you die while trying to rape a chicken?
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animal abuse if you ask me
Myth.Originally posted by Zkribbler
Saw a better story than this in the L.A. Times....
A phone-sex operator in Florida collected a workers' comp award because she developed carpal tunnel sydrome from masterbating at least five times a day while she was working.
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Wasn't that old bloke who was arrested after ****ging a cow from W/Virginia?
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I think those who do such gross acts should be shot. Who the hell would do such a thing?
I remember a history course talking about a bloke ****ging a horse in the 16th century. it talked about the bloke moving ye beasts tail etc. very funny
Of course the horse probabaly didn't think so
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I wonder if DF supports mans right to have sex with animals
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What's worse, rape or murder?
Are you a vegetarian?Originally posted by Fez
I think those who do such gross acts should be shot. Who the hell would do such a thing?
Capitalisation - The difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse
Grammar - The difference between knowing your $hit, and knowing you're $hit.
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Only if the animal consents.Originally posted by TheStinger
I wonder if DF supports mans right to have sex with animals
Capitalisation - The difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse
Grammar - The difference between knowing your $hit, and knowing you're $hit.
Spelling - The difference between being literate, and being Dinner.
There was recently a man here arrested for ****ging a goat alongside the Hull-Bridlington line and was spotted by all the people on the train
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How would you know?Originally posted by Sagacious Dolphin
Only if the animal consents.
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There was a thing on TV about that here.Originally posted by Provost Harrison
There was recently a man here arrested for ****ging a goat alongside the Hull-Bridlington line and was spotted by all the people on the train
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I was giving DF's answer.Originally posted by Sprayber
How would you know?
Capitalisation - The difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse
Grammar - The difference between knowing your $hit, and knowing you're $hit.
Spelling - The difference between being literate, and being Dinner.
Cows or Chickens are meant to be on my plate BBQed, fried or what not. But to have sex with an animal is disgusting.Originally posted by Sagacious Dolphin
Are you a vegetarian?
And you foul rationality is pathetic.
Send the guy who committed the act in front of a firing squad. The act was completely disgusting. Who would do such a thing? And of course, SD, wants to throw crap at me. Damn it, cattle are raised for one purpose, and that is to end up on somebody's plate BBQ or fried (KFC). And that is a commonly accepted practice. What this guy did to that chicken was disgusting.
And since when was raising cattle for consumption murder? You got your morals screwed up.
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Stop it, you're just jealousOriginally posted by Fez
Cows or Chickens are meant to be on my plate BBQed, fried or what not. But to have sex with an animal is disgusting.
And you foul rationality is pathetic.
Send the guy who committed the act in front of a firing squad. The act was completely disgusting. Who would do such a thing? And of course, SD, wants to throw crap at me. Damn it, cattle are raised for one purpose, and that is to end up on somebody's plate BBQ or fried (KFC). And that is a commonly accepted practice. What this guy did to that chicken was disgusting.
And since when was raising cattle for consumption murder? You got your morals screwed up.
Do you mean fowl rationality?Originally posted by Fez
And you foul rationality is pathetic.
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Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh
Yes. But why nitpick spelling?Originally posted by Sprayber
Do you mean fowl rationality?
PH:
You sick son of..Stop it, you're just jealous
*thinks to himself 'reel 'em in Rich, reel 'em in'*Originally posted by Fez
PH:
You sick son of..
Originally posted by Sprayber
Do you mean fowl rationality?
Damn spammer...Originally posted by Provost Harrison
*thinks to himself 'reel 'em in Rich, reel 'em in'*
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