We live in troubled times dear citizen, With both Royal and Peasant (Republic revolutionaries) assasination lists circulating, you can no longer be assured of a bright tomorrow.
But, for mere eaglots a day you can have the peace of mind that your family will be covered.
At ALIC (Apolytonian Life Insurancy Company) we offer many plans, and one is sure to fit your needs.
Basic Plan
This policy pays on the event of your death. Simple and secure
Note no payment will be made to anyone but the deceased party covered in this policy. For payment the deceased must report to an authorized ALIC agency and provide official and verbal confirmation of their identity.
Vengence Plan
This policy pays no monetary amount, but on the death of the policy holder six predesignated individuals will be sent to join the dearly departed in dearly departedness.
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With my reputation, I think I'm going to need some.We live in troubled times dear citizen, With both Royal and Peasant (Republic revolutionaries) assasination lists circulating, you can no longer be assured of a bright tomorrow.
Wait, if each of the six are theselves policy holders, does this mean the death of one individual on the vengence plan would also mean paying out 6 basic polices? And what oif they have a vengence policy? were are the six of the six, and thier six, and their six, and their sx, and theit six.... be burried?Originally posted by GhengisFarb
We live in troubled times dear citizen, With both Royal and Peasant (Republic revolutionaries) assasination lists circulating, you can no longer be assured of a bright tomorrow.
But, for mere eaglots a day you can have the peace of mind that your family will be covered.
At ALIC (Apolytonian Life Insurancy Company) we offer many plans, and one is sure to fit your needs.
Basic Plan
This policy pays on the event of your death. Simple and secure
Note no payment will be made to anyone but the deceased party covered in this policy. For payment the deceased must report to an authorized ALIC agency and provide official and verbal confirmation of their identity.
Vengence Plan
This policy pays no monetary amount, but on the death of the policy holder six predesignated individuals will be sent to join the dearly departed in dearly departedness.
We must move immidately to ban the Vengence policy! it may lead to the savage depopulation of our glorious state? if insurence agants are killing all our men, who will plant? who will fight?
WE MUST BAN THE VENGENCE POLICY! i CALL ON THE KING TO INTERVENE BEFORE IT DESTROYS HIS KINGDOM!
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Cool! I'd like two please.
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The King already has an active Vengence Policy.Originally posted by GePap
WE MUST BAN THE VENGENCE POLICY! i CALL ON THE KING TO INTERVENE BEFORE IT DESTROYS HIS KINGDOM!
Ah, but this is not quite true. It's unlikely to spiral out of control because most of the people who get vengeance policies likely have people listed on their policy who, in turn, have THEM on their vengeance policies...Originally posted by GePap
Wait, if each of the six are theselves policy holders, does this mean the death of one individual on the vengence plan would also mean paying out 6 basic polices? And what oif they have a vengence policy? were are the six of the six, and thier six, and their six, and their sx, and theit six.... be burried?
We must move immidately to ban the Vengence policy! it may lead to the savage depopulation of our glorious state? if insurence agants are killing all our men, who will plant? who will fight?
WE MUST BAN THE VENGENCE POLICY! i CALL ON THE KING TO INTERVENE BEFORE IT DESTROYS HIS KINGDOM!
For instance, I'm rather sure the king has my name on his and, should I obtain a policy, I'm likely to have his name on mine... see? So if one of us dies and this "Apolytonian Life Insurance Agency" is still around to be doing business, all it does it that the other one goes down with us, but none outside the dispute do so :-).
The above example brings up a good point of how the company may be required by its own policy to commit treason... somehow I think the king would have a problem with this company if every member of the ARF filled out a type #2 policy with the King's name at the top of their list... compelling the insurance company to send assassins after the monarch
Hmmm.... come to think of it, this isn't so bad of a tactic...
I thought we don;t kill criminals and send them up to the front where they serve determined amount of time.
:-p
Revolutions are generally pretty bloody affairs... so, basically, all bets are offOriginally posted by Calc II
I thought we don;t kill criminals and send them up to the front where they serve determined amount of time.
We never got to pay out on a Vengence Policy.
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Pleasures flowing,
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I want a vengence policy. I'll put random names on it and hope they match with people.
I think I missed something........
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/me writes "Godking" on an official looking document
This thread brings back some memories...
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President (retired) of the Civ3 Democracy Game
This thread is from the old DemoGame when there were all those drug battles in the taverns and what not.Originally posted by GodKing
I think I missed something........
I found the old Apolytonian Fleet thread with the single rowboat, the thread where UnOrthO went on a tyrade and then the Jungle Gazette went on stike because printing presses in the $MiniGame didn't use banana press paper, there were a lot of old memory threads.
As I am already a ghost, having my head chopped off in the Spanish Inquisition, I doubt that it will do much good.....Originally posted by Epistax
* Epistax writes "Godking" on an official looking document
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There are ways to kill a ghost. Our agents are trained in those ways................
I've got some pals...
When there is something strange,
in the neighberhood,
who ya gonna call....
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Rush Limbah!
(how do you spell that name?)
Limbaugh
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President (retired) of the Civ3 Democracy Game
Excellent, I would like a vengance policy with fries thanks
oh, and two jugs of cold beer.
me thinks the insurance agency has gone on vacation with there hard earnt money....
GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71
All of our customers have died with no beneficiaries to pay off to.
Oh well, guess we'll just have to keep the money.
Man... talk about dredging up a thread from ancient history!
Does bring back some memories, however
Consul of Apolyton (retired) of the Civ3 Inter-Site Democracy Game (ISDG)
President (retired) of the Civ3 Democracy Game
Yep. Lots of old memories. The original time of the thread, as well as having my head chopped off
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The thread was easy to find, it is linked on MWIA's "Term II Directory - work in progress" thread.
I am curious about how you lost your head GodKing?
Freak paper cut incident at work.............
ouch those paper cuts really hurt
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