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Most certainly a piece of religiously inspired spam
In order to celebrate the greatness of our gOd and lOrd the banana, it is customary for our denizens to consume the flesh of our lOrd, and this religious obligation should be handled in the most delicious way possible. so, here is a simple way for the faithful to fulfill their obligations!
Simple Banana smoothie
Take one Banana, peeled,and freeze it (if you leave the peel on, beware) [use ice, though far in the future there will be such a thing as a 'refrigirator' which will do it magically]
Place the frozen banana in a mixing device [again, in the future there will be such a magical thing as a 'blender'] with some liquid, milk [foreign import from a 'cow'] works best.
For flavor, use sugar, and for more spice, cinnamon and nutmeg both work well (must import from Persia currently).
Mix until you attain a cold, refreshing mix.
For fruit cultists, adding frozen strawberries adds a wonderful (if heretical) flavor.
Anyone else have new and exiting ways to fulfill your relegious obligation?
In order to celebrate the greatness of our gOd and lOrd the banana, it is customary for our denizens to consume the flesh of our lOrd, and this religious obligation should be handled in the most delicious way possible. so, here is a simple way for the faithful to fulfill their obligations!
Simple Banana smoothie
Take one Banana, peeled,and freeze it (if you leave the peel on, beware) [use ice, though far in the future there will be such a thing as a 'refrigirator' which will do it magically]
Place the frozen banana in a mixing device [again, in the future there will be such a magical thing as a 'blender'] with some liquid, milk [foreign import from a 'cow'] works best.
For flavor, use sugar, and for more spice, cinnamon and nutmeg both work well (must import from Persia currently).
Mix until you attain a cold, refreshing mix.
For fruit cultists, adding frozen strawberries adds a wonderful (if heretical) flavor.
Anyone else have new and exiting ways to fulfill your relegious obligation?
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