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  • #2
    Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

    Do It Ourselves

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    • #3
      Obvious Joke. But it is still funny.
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      • #4
        "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

        "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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        • #5
          YEp... yep... yep yep yep.
          http://www.ststs.com/CGI_BIN/YaBB/YaBB.pl?board=cut
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          ¡Mueran todos los Reyes!

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          • #6
            They hardly surrendered in WW1
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            • #7
              Boy why do the french get such a bad rep for world war2. Why did everybody else get off scot free? (Poland, Norway, Low countries..etc)


              France is cool.

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              • #8
                This is the best part :

                Level Three is "Collaboration." Here the players battle to see who can collect the largest numbers of pairs of nylon stockings and packages of chocolates by having Lucky Pierre perform sexual favors for members of the occupying forces. Level Four is "Be Ungrateful to America for Rescuing Your Sorry French Ass Once Again." In this extremely challenging part of the game contestants vie with one another to see who can make Lucky Pierre behave in the surliest manner when the United States inevitably comes to the rescue of the defeated French.
                I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                • #9
                  To be fair, the poles had little they could fight with, and they put up a valiant struggle - truly noble.
                  "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                  Drake Tungsten
                  "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                  Albert Speer

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by faded glory
                    Boy why do the french get such a bad rep for world war2. Why did everybody else get off scot free? (Poland, Norway, Low countries..etc)
                    Poland and the low countries didn't really surrender, just overrun incredibly fast. You see old war movies of the great Polish calvary charging at Panzers. That is not laying down and surrendering.
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                    "In Apoc, I had one soldier who lasted through the entire game... was pretty cool. I like apoc for that reason, the soldiers are a bit more 'personal'." - General Ludd

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                    • #11
                      The French surrendered to the Germans in the Franco-prussian war.

                      When it comes to fighting germany, they're 0-1-2.

                      The germans came very close to making the frogs surrender in wwI, but the Limeys were callous enough to sve them. Then, 3 years later, we came in fresh and the Germans soiled themselves.
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                      • #12
                        2 words explain the french's bad rep

                        maginot line

                        I'm 49% Apathetic, 23% Indifferent, 46% Redundant, 26% Repetative and 45% Mathetically Deficient.

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                        • #13
                          Eh, that's mildly amusing. I think people just don't try any more when it comes to making things funny.
                          Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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                          • #14
                            And where is the 'Arc de Capitulation' in all of this?
                            "Beauty is not in the face...Beauty is a light in the heart." - Kahlil Gibran
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Dan Severn
                              The French surrendered to the Germans in the Franco-prussian war.

                              When it comes to fighting germany, they're 0-1-2.
                              If you're going to count the Franco-Prussian War, then you hafta count Napolean rolling over the Prussians.

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