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Thread: A "salute" to MarkG's American, capitalistic ways!

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    A "salute" to MarkG's American, capitalistic ways!

    Yes folks, MarkG has finally decided to spend some money for advertising and has come up with a spokesman for his fine line of products!!
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    Always new Marky really loved Dubya, deep down.
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    can you make a 468x60 banner?
    i'll add it in the rotation!!
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    Although you were joking here you are, with a slight variation, quite appropriate for ol' george:
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    BTW, I'm entirely certain he wasn't joking.

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    I for one applaud MarkG's most recent wave of Hucksterism. He obviously puts a lot of effort into this site and deserves whatever he can make off of it. (as long as it's a free site )

    And some good work there Drake, I hope Mark adds it to the rotation. Hope there are no legal issues

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    So Marky Mark, we gonna see Ol' George start selling the poly goods or what?
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    love the pic of bush and all

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    That's funny drake, nice job
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    Drake:

    How about Cheney or Ashcroft?

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    omg thats funny

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    The eagle is adorable.

    Deja vu...
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    i just saw it its first rotation........excellent
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    **ROTFL** Those banners rock!

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    Big Grin

    Funny.
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    Hilarious.

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    Absolutely hilarious

    Hope Dubbaya doesn't see this... he might have to back up his words when speaking to Greece.

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    Thumbs up

    lovely, thats some tasty stuff.
    Maybe someonme could use this?
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    aaah aaaah

    ROFL

    aaah aaah

    ROFL

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    I quit Af0lyt0n if that m0nstr0sity sh0ws uf!

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    That's great! More! More!

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    the banner has a very small amount of views so the numbers are definately wrong but at the moment it has the best click-through ratio all the banners we show. bush sells!
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    Just let me send you a check...

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    that would be extortion
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    and i thought i was the only one with bush on my mind these days

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    i think drake should work on advertising
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    I allways have bush on my mind
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    Thats a true classic!
    I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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