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  • You can't make this stuff up...

    Heard this one on the radio and found the story on MSN

    Police Say Drunk Texas A&M Student Crashed Into Cop Car While Taking Topless Selfie

    A 19-year-old student at Texas A&M University was arrested on Wednesday night after police say she crashed her SUV into the back of a parked cop car.
    A police officer in Bryan, Texas was interviewing witnesses in response to a disturbance call on Wednesday night when an SUV ran into the rear end of his police cruiser, according to a police report obtained by The Eagle newspaper.

    The officer described in his report how he approached the SUV and found Miranda Kay Rader scrambling to put her shirt back on, although her bra still unfastened. He also described observing an open wine bottle in her vehicle.

    Rader apparently explained to the officer that she was driving back to her dorm room and was trying to send a Snapchat photo to her boyfriend in the moments before the crash.

    Although she did not report any injuries, Rader was taken to the hospital to obtain a blood sample after failing part of the field sobriety tests. She was then arrested and charged with driving while intoxicated with an open container, and also received a ticket for being a minor in possession of alcohol.

    Rader was held in the Brazos County Jail until posting $2,000 bail on Thursday morning.
    You can't make this kind of stuff up...
    Keep on Civin'
    RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

  • #2
    Selfies
    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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    • #3
      Mommy and Daddy's money at work.
      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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      • #4
        instant classic
        Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
        GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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        • #5
          Pics or it didn't happen
          It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
          RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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          • #6
            Huh. Letting her slide on the public indecency. Guess the cop liked what he saw.
            1011 1100
            Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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            • #7
              Probably got a selfie stick /cheap
              Blah

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Elok View Post
                Huh. Letting her slide on the public indecency. Guess the cop liked what he saw.
                Elok is a bigot.
                I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Elok View Post
                  Huh. Letting her slide on the public indecency. Guess the cop liked what he saw.
                  She must've had a decent rack.
                  Graffiti in a public toilet
                  Do not require skill or wit
                  Among the **** we all are poets
                  Among the poets we are ****.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by rah View Post
                    Mommy and Daddy's money at work.
                    35+ years of political failures on mommy and daddy's part are the reason all that money is necessary...

                    just to go to school, mind you

                    oh, and thanks, mommy and daddy, for 35+ years of stagnant wages

                    so they can make ten bucks an hour with that $100k degree

                    you got some nerve you boomer bastard
                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • #11
                      I heard of people taking selfies while driving, but of their boobs.. wtf.
                      For there is [another] kind of violence, slower but just as deadly, destructive as the shot or the bomb in the night. This is the violence of institutions -- indifference, inaction, and decay. This is the violence that afflicts the poor, that poisons relations between men because their skin has different colors. - Bobby Kennedy (Mindless Menance of Violence)

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                      • #12
                        yeah why would anyone want to see boobs
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #13


                          Looks . . . like a nineteen-year-old college student.
                          1011 1100
                          Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Sava View Post
                            yeah why would anyone want to see boobs
                            it's a mystery

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                            • #15
                              Texas.

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