Take a look at my new Title, you guise!

[ZEE]

So, what do you think?

Keep in mind that this is an UNOFFICIAL AAHZ-Thradeâ„¢ and is not meant to top Google search results for 'AAHZ' like a previous one did, or to get 1000 views in 3 days like my last one. It's only purpose is to inform you of my new Title and duties here at Apolyton.

MY NAME IS AAHZ AND YOURS IS NOT

I have therefore defeated your argument on principle.

Elok is a nerd.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

I liKe it, Sir.

Did you aSK for it, or waS thiS greatneSS thruSt upon you?

[ZEE]

I will leave that up for debate and speculation... an Apolyton mystery that may never be solved. Like was the Andy Kaufman/Jerry Lawler fight scripted or not.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

So next question - if Kid punks everyone and Elok is merely a nerd, is black actually white?

[ZEE]

No... but I believe that White can indeed be Black.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Does that mean Oerdin might be cool?

[Kidlicious]

Very fitting

[ZEE]

Does that mean Oerdin might be cool?

Oerdin can be occasionally funny, but moastly he is a gluttonous douche bag.

Very fitting

Thanks!

[BlackCat]

Hope that you are aware of the fact that with this promotion you can never ever call Elok a nerd ?

[ZEE]

On the contrary. I have moar freedom now than I evar had. I think you might be getting Jesters confused with Clowns. A Clown is family-friendly and is for making children laugh. A JESTER though. They are nobles entertaining Kings and royalty. They have talents and specialties... and I don't mean making balloon animals.

And AAHZ's specialty is PWNing people.

It doesn't surprise me that you are confused though, as you still lie to people and claim to be from Denmark. I am in Denmark right now, on that bridge by that river. Next to the tree. And I don't think you can even speak the language either. AAHZ is fluent.

Black Cat er en stinkende ansigt.

sup.

[ZEE]

Black Cat I saw you lurking in this thrade and you didn't respond to my poast.

You may be able to fool other people with your antics but you are talking to the MIGHTY AAHZ now. And I know for a fact that you are a toothless hillbilly from Alabama.

AAHZ is Danish through and through.

Black Cat har ingen tænder og har en øl mave.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

O Mighty AAHZ, how might we turn your (Danish) PWNage and Elok's nerdiness to our advantage, or at least survive such overwhelming and Brobdingnagian forces?

[SlowwHand]

Some things just aren't possible.

[BeBMan]

I took a look at the title

[ZEE]

Good poasts, you guise!

O Mighty AAHZ, how might we turn your (Danish) PWNage and Elok's nerdiness to our advantage, or at least survive such overwhelming and Brobdingnagian forces?

AAHZ's philosophy used to be just to survive... but that is a DEFENSIVE mindset based off of fear of that which you are trying to survive, and therefore breeds weakness and paranoia.

Don't worry though... AAHZ is here to help.