When Jesus said "Love your neighbor as yourself," what he actually meant was "God hates fags"
When Jesus said that a rich man is as likely to enter heaven as a camel is to pass through the eye of a needle, he was actually referring to some gate in Jerusalem that didn't actually exist
When Jesus said "It's over nine thousand!", he was actually expressing concern over Kakarot's high blood pressure
Jesus sometimes referred to himself as "Mumm-ra, the ever-living," but in fact as a mummy he was undead, not ever-living
Despite numerous statements to the contrary, Jesus never did defeat Inspector Gadget
When Jesus said that a rich man is as likely to enter heaven as a camel is to pass through the eye of a needle, he was actually referring to some gate in Jerusalem that didn't actually exist
When Jesus said "It's over nine thousand!", he was actually expressing concern over Kakarot's high blood pressure
Jesus sometimes referred to himself as "Mumm-ra, the ever-living," but in fact as a mummy he was undead, not ever-living
Despite numerous statements to the contrary, Jesus never did defeat Inspector Gadget
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