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  • Happy Threesome Day!

    Love the one you're with (as well as her hot friend)
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    The real question is, when the friend isn't hot and they only come as a package deal.......Decisions, decisions.
    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
    RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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    • #3
      rah

      Ain't it the truth....
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      • #4
        I had that dilemma back in my college days. And since youth thinks with that alternate brain, the decision was a forgone conclusion.
        It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
        RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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        • #5
          Close your eyes and think of England.
          “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

          ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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          • #6
            Originally posted by rah View Post
            The real question is, when the friend isn't hot and they only come as a package deal.......Decisions, decisions.
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            • #7
              what if neither of them are hot?

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              • #8
                Then it stays a onesome.
                It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by rah View Post
                  Then it stays a onesome.
                  "I never banged a ten, but one night, I banged five twos!" -George Carlin
                  I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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                  • #10
                    Banging 5 of anything is pretty impressive. Best I've managed is banging two 5s.
                    “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                    ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                    • #11
                      See, I never really got the threesome thing. I've only got one set of genitals, and they can only really go one place at a time, so really I'm just signing up for extra work with no extra pay there, aren't I? More performance anxiety, more thinking about baseball, more general awkwardness as everybody tries to find his/her place, not shove an elbow in anybody else's eye, not accidentally fart while changing positions . . .
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                      • #12
                        I'm inclined to agree, but hey, if it does it for you...

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by pchang View Post
                          Banging 5 of anything is pretty impressive. Best I've managed is banging two 5s.
                          I banged 5 nails once.
                          Indifference is Bliss

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by N35t0r View Post
                            I banged 5 nails once.
                            Sorry about your penis.
                            “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                            ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Elok View Post
                              See, I never really got the threesome thing. I've only got one set of genitals, and they can only really go one place at a time, so really I'm just signing up for extra work with no extra pay there, aren't I? More performance anxiety, more thinking about baseball, more general awkwardness as everybody tries to find his/her place, not shove an elbow in anybody else's eye, not accidentally fart while changing positions . . .
                              You don't really like women, do you?
                              In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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