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  • #61
    If it was on privately owned land, you stole from the owner. If it was on public land, you stole from the government.

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    • #62
      If it was part of the planet, you stole from God.
      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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      • #63
        Well then, the owner/government/God stole my (purely hypothetical) poop from me

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        • #64
          Not to mention God designed the whole excrement system ... and was head of the organization (Boy Scouts through LDS Church) that sent us on that godawful (purely hypothetical) hike in the first place ... which makes it entrapment. Case dismissed!

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          • #65
            Originally posted by Aeson View Post
            Well then, the owner/government/God stole my (purely hypothetical) poop from me
            Nonsense, it was fully within your power to carry it along with you. You clearly donated it.
            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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            • #66
              Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
              Nonsense, it was fully within your power to carry it along with you. You clearly donated it.
              Now that's just silly. I like it.
              To The Hijack Police: I don't know what you are talking about. I didn't do it. I wasn't there. I don't even own a computer.

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              • #67
                I never had a problem with pooping in a public bathroom. If you gotta go, then you gotta go.
                Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                  Has anyone noticed that BK doesn't post in poop threads?
                  Isn´t he still banned and therefore has no chance to post in Apolyton poop threads, even if his life depended on it?
                  Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                  Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by Proteus_MST View Post
                    Isn´t he still banned and therefore has no chance to post in Apolyton poop threads, even if his life depended on it?
                    Nope. He can post in poop threads but still doesn't.
                    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                    • #70
                      Almost forgot!

                      #hikikomoriproblems
                      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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