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  • Can I Crash With Someone Next Weekend In New York City?

    IT'S A LONG STORY BUT MY APARTMENT IS A CRIME SCENE (MY SIDEPIECE POURED BACON GREASE ON MY LEG AND I HAD HER TASERED) AND I AM HAVING MOVING TRUCKS COME FOR THE PURPOSES OF RELOCATING TO MIDTOWN I WOULD BUY BEERS TO COMPENSATE, OR READ A NOVEL TO YOU, AUDIOBOOKS ARE FOR PEOPLE WITHOUT FRIENDS LIKE ME

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    Sorry, you can't crash with me in New York City.

    I am not in New York City.

    I hope this helps.

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      I hope this also helps.
      There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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      • #4
        Thankyou Uncle Sparky. That was helpful. I enjoyed listening to it.

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        • #5
          if i lived in NYC, you would be welcome to stay with me, Wiglaf
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #6
            I would help you, but I live in a zip code which does not welcome the homeless.
            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
            Stadtluft Macht Frei
            Killing it is the new killing it
            Ultima Ratio Regum

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            • #7
              How often do you have sex? We can make this work.

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              • #8
                DL now travel?
                Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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