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  • Breasts, over or underrated?

    Definitely OVERRATED!

    Why?

    Well... let me see. They're basically milk providers but much like milk, it's no good for you.

    Why do I smell like boobs? That's what I REALYL wanted to say. Of course I smell like boobs because a dancer almost twisted my neck with them. Seriously, it was an assault. It's funny at most, sexy? NOT! IT was like *BANG* and ouch. I feel sorry for all the women who take implants. Why? It is a trick! It's like a bowling ball, with some skin on it, if you hit someone's face with it, would you think they'd be like "oooh that's nice"? No. It just hurts. And that is tha precise moment when you lose interest in boobs of fake nature.

    Or maybe there are some better materials that aren't so hard? I don't know. But the ones that still smell on my hands, cheap perfume and just I don't know, cigarettes and probably some old man drool from last night. THe only good thing that came out of it was that it sobered me up right there, so I said to myself "what the hell am I doing" this is a scam!

    At the very least, if someone wants bigger boobs, they should still leave their own fat all around it, so go for smaller ones. Nothing wrong with it. In fact, no boobs is better than those giant wrecking balls. NOT appealing at all.

    Instead, do squats. It's healthy, men like butts, they are better than boobs anyway. And you don't need to do anything abou tit, except eat, sleep and work out. PEople should do that anyway!

    SO... I say boobs are OVERRATED, what say you and why?
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    This is what I would say wisdom from coming back from the brink of death.
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    • #3
      ​I have always enjoyed them. I admit the main event has always been down stairs.
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      • #4
        Wrong account, self biased.
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        • #5
          Depends on whether breast milk ice cream is better than regular or not. Anyone know? It probably isn't because then there would be no feminism because women would actually be kept like cattle.
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            I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
              Depends on whether breast milk ice cream is better than regular or not. Anyone know?

              A fairly memorable night on another forum culminated in me drinking human milk. It's rather pleasant.
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              • #8
                cant decide without pics

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                • #9
                  I like boobs.

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                  • #10
                    The toilet seat at the airport is more sanitary than a strippers chest though.
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                    • #11
                      Wow is Self Biased really Oerdin?!?

                      What the hell is going on today.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                        The toilet seat at the airport is more sanitary than a strippers chest though.
                        Just because you like to poop on strippers' chests doesn't mean that the rest of us share your weird fetish
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                        • #13
                          Well this took the right turn fast!

                          I have not tasted breast milk since I was a kid though, not even when my kids were born and had the opportunity. ANother question, can we tell something about a person's health when looking at their breasts? I don't know, that's why I ask. Probably not, right?

                          I think if the butt of a person is a certain way, they're most likely healthy. I've never seen a really sick person with an athletic tail. Just doesn't happen. It tells us that they walk, run, go to the gym, carry their own bodyweight regularly. THey don't sit too much and aren't too passive. What about breasts? You can't tell from the firmness that they're fit. All you can tell is if they've got a surgery or not, either way it's not too much information on overall health. Except, of course, in the case of extreme deformity, but that's about it. I don't think a woman should have large boobs, that means they don't move very much. Not necessarily, just very likely.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by loinburger View Post
                            Just because you like to poop on strippers' chests doesn't mean that the rest of us share your weird fetish
                            Wrong account molly bloom.
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                            • #15
                              It's the WEIRDEST thing though... On the other hand, yeah I don't mind a dance.... it's quite nice if the girl is pretty. But NO I would never want my daughter to be a stripper. Buuuut.... would I then make it illegal? Absolutely not. But it's a beast. All I can say is less legislation, more boobs, more everything and in the middle of it, I'll do my best to have my daughter realise her non-stripper dreams early on and pursue those. And give her lots of hugs.
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