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    There can only be Un.

    North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has declared that his own name is so special that he has outlawed anyone else using the name. Not only are parents forbidden from naming the children Jong-Un but everyone in the country who has that name has been ordered to change it. Crazy, crazy stuff.

    One Jong Un To Rule Them All: N. Koreans Banned From Using Leader's Name
    http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2014/12/03/368254657/one-jong-un-to-rule-them-all-n-koreans-banned-from-using-leaders-name
    Those who already share Kim Jong Un's name must change it. That's according to South Korean media, which cited an official North Korean directive.
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    I am PhysicKally and mentally addicKted to one-starring Oerdin-Thrades™
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    • #3
      In addition to attacking Sony, I think he has sent hit squads after James Franco and Seth Rogen.
      “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

      ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man​

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      • #4
        Is this just a ploy to cover up the fact that no one is naming their kids after him?

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        • #5
          If only he would outlaw copying his haircut.
          “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

          ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man​

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          • #6
            This is Marxism 101, people. The name Jong Un belongs to everybody, which is why nobody can claim it for themselves.
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            "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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            • #7
              North Korea's been stealing out threads!!!
              There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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              • #8
                I wonder if he'd have allowed another person to have his name if he'd been named Kim Jong-Deux hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm so sorry
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by pchang View Post
                  If only he would outlaw copying his haircut.
                  North Korea has 28 "approved" haircuts, 25 of which are his.
                  No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                  • #10
                    The Adventures of Kim Jong Un Part 2
                    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mGycPE3XdIc
                    JAKE & AMIR OUTTAKES http://bit.ly/Nm10EI LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/collegehumor The continuing escapades of North Korea's leader / rock star / Ir...
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                    • #11
                      Yes, UN is the part of this community.

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