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  • #61
    I'm putting my money in index mutual funds. I have no pretensions about being able to beat the market.
    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
    ){ :|:& };:

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    • #62
      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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      • #63
        Am I supposed to be able to figure out what that expression is meant to convey?
        If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
        ){ :|:& };:

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        • #64
          That's the "you should have joined the Coast Guard like me" expression
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          • #65
            It's titled "lurk.gif" which is a little ironic.

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            • #66
              Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
              Molly is joking (or maybe not, not sure what his deal is or why he's so bitter),
              No, not joking and no, not bitter.

              My tone was optimistic with a soupcon of hopefulness if anything.
              Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

              ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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              • #67
                Yeah, I'm sticking with bitter. I suppose it shouldn't be surprising that someone of your dwindling intellect would be so pointlessly spiteful.
                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                  Yeah, I'm sticking with bitter.
                  Please do. Of the two of us, I'm much better qualified to know what I meant and how to express it.

                  I suppose it shouldn't be surprising that someone of your dwindling intellect would be so pointlessly spiteful.
                  As charmless and clueless as ever. Don't ever change.
                  Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                  ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                  • #69
                    Maybe instead of being a whiny turd and ****ting up his thread with "hurf durf go freeze to death in antarctica" you could use your vast trivia knowledge to tell him where he could ~expand his horizons~.

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by molly bloom View Post
                      No, not joking and no, not bitter.

                      My tone was optimistic with a soupcon of hopefulness if anything.
                      It is spelt soupçon.

                      Really molly, I am disappointed. Not a grave mistake at least.
                      One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                      • #71
                        And HC, good job.
                        One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                          That sounds interesting but I think I'll prioritize places of the world less likely to get me killed. Egypt would have been a much better idea 5 years ago.
                          Morroco and Tunisia are popular alternatives. Could easily be an extension of a European tour.
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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Dauphin View Post
                            It is spelt soupçon.

                            Really molly, I am disappointed. Not a grave mistake at least.
                            Not a grave mistake, but a cedilla mistake.
                            There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                            • #74
                              Invest it all in a stock of guns.

                              I mean gun stocks.
                              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by Uncle Sparky View Post
                                Not a grave mistake, but a cedilla mistake.
                                Sorry, was my pun not obvious enough.
                                One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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