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  • #76
    I milked a cow once.

    I have mostly forgotten the experience.
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #77
      I still don't know about the whole stick your arm up a warm soft poo tunnel business.
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      • #78
        You use a shoulder-length plastic glove.
        Indifference is Bliss

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        • #79
          well, not me

          but someone who sticks their arm up cow vagina or butt does
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #80
            "What do you do for a living?"
            "I shove my hand up a cow's asshole to feel its uterus"
            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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            • #81
              Originally posted by N35t0r View Post
              Standard practise to check if a cow is pregnant is to stick your hand up their ass and feel for the uterus, to see if it's swelling.
              Can't you just have them pee on a stick or something?
              “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

              ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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              • #82
                Guess that would be less fun
                Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
                Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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                • #83
                  The closest I've been to "nature" was climbing on a donkey on holiday on an island when I was five.
                  Oh and seeing deer up close during an excursion on a mountain. (which is a bit frightening because when you're fighting to climb that mountain you don't have good perception of what is around you. And suddendly you hear a small twig break, turn around and realize there are two huge deers with their horns and everything two meters away with their eyes fixed on you (they were macho deers too, didn't run away)

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