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  • Real Life Action Movie Physics

    Coming down the stairs just now I startled a cat in the kitchen. I was between the cat and the only exit ... so it charged up the split level stairs right at me. It leaped, and somehow arced around me. The whole thing in bullet time. I think I may have heard a faint sound effect as well ... that one from Heman when the tiger changes to battlecat.

    I will point out that we have a mouse which still seems alive and well, so this cat must be a real slacker.

    This is why I need to install HD security cameras throughout the house.

  • #2
    Cats.
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    • #3
      Probably just a glitch in the matrix. Do you even own a cat?
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      • #4
        I honestly don't own any cats. I do however own a house (technically I don't) which happens to have holes in it larger than most cats.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Colon™ View Post
          Cats.
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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