unexpected anti-semitism

[Sava]

anyone hear about the story involving the guy who got killed by the falling tape measure?

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/new_jersey/20141104_Somerdale_man_killed_by_falling_tape_measure_in_Jersey_City.html

so I'm reading this and I remember there was a mythbusters episode where they tested if a penny falling from a skyscraper could kill you

Spoiler:

it probably can't

but anyways, I look the scene up on youtube and I'm greeted by the top comment:

mythbusters should hire a jew then do it again lmao jumps off NERRRRR MAHHH PENNEHHH

it has 75 upvotes

well... 76 now

but i digress

I did not expect a comment like that
let alone one that's the top comment

the internet never ceases to amaze

[Hauldren Collider]

How was the grand canyon formed?

A jew dropped a nickel down a gopher hole

[Sava]

haven't heard that one before

[loinburger]

I forget the exact wording, but my favorite anti-semitic joke goes something like "two Jews walk into a bar, they both have enormous noses"

[Bereta_Eder]

I've never heard a "jew joke" in my life

[Sava]

they're a notoriously unfunny people

[Hauldren Collider]

haven't heard that one before

Here's one my Jewish grandfather told me a few years ago:

A holocaust survivor wins millions of dollars in the lottery. He decides he's going keep a quarter for himself and give the other three quarters away. He donates a fourth to his family, so they can live in comfort. He donates a fourth to his community to help the poor. Then he takes the remaining fourth to build a giant memorial to Adolf Hitler.

His friends all ask him, "why are you building a memorial to Hitler? He put you in Auschwitz!" The man rolls up his sleeve, points to his arm, and says, "Because Hitler's the one who gave me the winning numbers!"

[Sava]

yeah that's pretty much the same reason why i'd adamantly oppose killing hitler via time travel

i owe my existence to the guy

but no seriously... hitler... bad

[Sava]

well wait

okay, we can do it as long as I get to go back in time and either do it myself or help out

[Thoth]

i owe my existence to the guy

but no seriously... hitler... Dad

[Sava]

dude woulda been 90-91 years old

hey, anyone still packing heat at that age deserves a medal