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  • There is an old man who smells like farts on the machine next to me

    What's the minimum I have to stay here without leaving so as not to make it obvious that he is the reason I left?
    To us, it is the BEAST.

  • #2
    Why mustn't it be obvious?
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    • #3
      Take a bathroom break and then come back to a different machine. If he's old, he might not even remember you're the same person.
      Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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      • #4
        Hehe Lori that made me actually laugh out loud.

        Didn't want it to be obvious and maybe hurt his feelings
        To us, it is the BEAST.

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        • #5
          Where are you?
          Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
          RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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          • #6
            i was at the gym

            the smell was so bad i had to give it its own thread
            To us, it is the BEAST.

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            • #7
              Maybe smoke some Marijuana, so that the smell of the Marijuana covers the smell of the old man
              Tamsin (Lost Girl): "I am the Harbinger of Death. I arrive on winds of blessed air. Air that you no longer deserve."
              Tamsin (Lost Girl): "He has fallen in battle and I must take him to the Einherjar in Valhalla"

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              • #8
                Anyone else want to croon this thread title Billy Joel style?
                Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                • #9
                  YO MAMA SO FAT SHE NEED TWO BROOMS TO FLY
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Sava View Post
                    What's the minimum I have to stay here without leaving so as not to make it obvious that he is the reason I left?
                    Damn, I didn't recognize you.
                    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                    RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                      Anyone else want to croon this thread title Billy Joel style?
                      Again with the meter violations. STOP MOCKING ME!
                      1011 1100
                      Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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                      • #12
                        If you break wind you only smell your own fart. Nice little trick.
                        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                        • #13
                          Was it Ming?
                          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                          • #14
                            hard to say
                            he may have been muttering something about civ multiplayer
                            but i can't be sure
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #15
                              I'm pretty sure I smell like farts now
                              To us, it is the BEAST.

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