Stupid things people do because of pot

[Kidlicious]

I can't believe I have to be the one to post this on my cell.

So this news lady in Alaska walked off the set during a live broadcast of the news to campaign for legalization of pot. "**** it. I quit.". She said she owns an organization. It turns out that was just high talk.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5860486

Boys and girls, pot is bad mkay. Don't do pot.

[Lorizael]

Quitting in style.

[Kidlicious]

Quitting in style.

Not even pot can make that feeling last.

[Lorizael]

Nothing lasts forever.

[Sava]

Kidicious once got fired from a sperm bank for drinking on the job.

[Kidlicious]

[Kidlicious]

Will someone not on cell phone link "Because I got high" by Afroman?

[Sava]

[Kidlicious]

[loinburger]

One time I put a pot on a stove, but it turns out the pot wasn't able to handle the temperature differential and so it exploded and caused a soup apocalypse

[Lorizael]

One time I tried to boil eggs but forgot to put water in the pot. 15 minutes later there was an eggsplosion.

[regexcellent]

One time I tried to boil an egg in an electric hot water heater which I typically used to make ramen (from my days living in a dorm). I constructed a wire hanging device from a coathanger to suspend it from the top so it wouldn't touch the electric heating elements at the bottom. While trying to finagle the device into the heater I dropped the egg on the carpeted floor of my dorm room which was a huge pain to clean up. I gave up on boiling an egg.

[AAAAAAAAH!]

Once I got my shoes soaking wet from walking in the rain and I tried putting them in the microwave to dry faster. If I had been high maybe I wouldn't have bothered.

[Sava]

Kidicious always cries during sex, but that's just because of the pepper spray.

[H Tower]

How about driving a race car.

http://www.sportingnews.com/nascar/story/2014-09-24/tony-stewart-investigation-grand-jury-decision-kevin-ward-jr-death-accident-marijuana-toxicology-report

Kevin Ward Jr. had enough marijuana in his system to influence his actions the night he was killed in a sprint-car accident with Tony Stewart, according to the district attorney who handled the case.

The 20-year-old Ward was killed when he was struck by Stewart’s car during an Empire Super Sprints race Aug. 9 at Canandaigua (N.Y.) Motorsports Park. Ward had gotten out of his car after a wreck, walked onto the track and was approaching Stewart's car when he was struck and killed.