Time to murder your fellow OT posters. Apolyton CLUE.

[molly bloom]

No, but then I don't understand the appeal of the Kardashians either.

I'm with you there.

[Boris Godunov]

Victim: Imran
Murderer: Ming
Motive: The pizza debate. Imran's general Hipsterness
Where: Giordano's
Method: Continual stuffing of deep-dish pizza into Imran's hapless, bloated body until he bursts, a la Seven.

[Imran Siddiqui]

I find it sad that I shall be killed with a tomato and mozzarella pastry. I would much rather die a gluttonous death with pizza...

[ColdWizard]

I find it sad that I shall be killed with a tomato and mozzarella pastry casserole. I would much rather die a gluttonous death with pizza...

Pastry? It's not a pastry.

[-Jrabbit]

That's the joke. He's jabbing at Chicago-style pizza.

But he missed the chance to pun with "glutenous"...

[OneFootInTheGrave]

No, but then I don't understand the appeal of the Kardashians either.

Or.

It's called the IT crowd.

[Bereta_Eder]

Victim: Ben Kenobi
Murderer: Ben Kenobi
Motive: Sudden realisation that he was Ben Kenobi
Where: By use of time travel to shortly after his conception
Weapon/Method: Abortion

[ColdWizard]

That's the joke. He's jabbing at Chicago-style pizza.

But he missed the chance to pun with "glutenous"...

Jabbing at anything Chicago is a laudable, even noble, act but that doesn't confer the right to disregard the meanings of words.