The World According to My Wife Hates CIV - warning, completely tasteless thread.

[My Wife Hates CIV]

and yet even with the warning you had to look... had to witness the mess for yourself.

and I knew you would.

[AAAAAAAAH!]

There is no world. Liar.

[My Wife Hates CIV]

yeah yeah...

[Aeson]

If "completely tasteless" ruled out our participation we wouldn't be in the OT to begin with

[My Wife Hates CIV]

I feel now I should have added more.

[notyoueither]

Yes

[ZEE]

I miss Drinksnacks.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

We come in expecting the usual, and what we get is - nothing!

[Dr Strangelove]

Meh.
Go poor another tall cool one and leave the running of the world to old men such as me.
Old men who, though fettered with the commodities of age rise every morning, gird themselves for the day, and trudge on, guiding the world onward down its inevitable path.
Fools!
You shouldn't have left the running of the world to old men such as me.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

"Doctor, you mentioned the ration of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?"
"Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature"

[N35t0r]

Highly stimulating thread

[My Wife Hates CIV]

I was tired last night...

[Sava]

tired

i was so worn out yesterday, I found myself laying down for sleep at 8:30pm

but then i got hungry, went downstairs, ate some leftover cevap, made a chili pizza, ate a couple of slices, watching HGTV while my brother-inlaw did emails... and then i went to sleep later


did you like my story?

[Dr Strangelove]

"Doctor, you mentioned the ration of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?"
"Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature"

It's time! You know it is! Just give me directions to the nearest Mineshaft Fallout Shelter and a few hours head start then let the bombs begin to fall! I promise you that I will name a child after each and every one of you!