The DUDE wants you!

[Ben Kenobi]

And you must Abide. He's founding a new religion called 'Dudeism'.

[Sava]

Is this something happening in reality? or is it just a random thing?

I've not opened any news sites yet.

[Ben Kenobi]

Is this something happening in reality? or is it just a random thing?

I've not opened any news sites yet.

[Sava]

That is not a helpful answer.

[Ben Kenobi]

You're not abiding!

[Sava]

I liked that movie but do not have the same level of love that many of the cult following have for it.

[Sava]

Also, would anyone like to go on twitter with me and troll celebrities some time?

[Ben Kenobi]

Also, would anyone like to go on twitter with me and troll celebrities some time?

I would, but I don't have a twitter. Who do you usually troll?

[Sava]

This will be my first attempt. I was thinking athletes... not star players though. Maybe mediocre to bad players. I want to avoid PR people, so big names are out (despite how fun it would be). To achieve the highest effect, the celebrity has to actually read it and respond in some way.

While reading this article on Deadspin, the idea came to me. I know, I'm a bit late to the party. It just never occurred to me that such a thing could be done.

[Ben Kenobi]

Troll one of the white reasonably good golfers by consistently calling him the "White Tiger Woods", and make white people jokes. If he does well in a tournament you can say, "nothing can stop the White Tiger Woods". "The White Tiger Woods" Is going to storm the tour.

[-Jrabbit]

And you must Abide. He's founding a new religion called 'Dudeism'.

2005 called. They want their idea back.

[Ben Kenobi]

2005 called. They want their idea back.

You expect Dudeites to be on top of things?

[Sava]

Troll one of the white reasonably good golfers by consistently calling him the "White Tiger Woods", and make white people jokes. If he does well in a tournament you can say, "nothing can stop the White Tiger Woods". "The White Tiger Woods" Is going to storm the tour.

Vitriolic idiocy is too easy to ignore.

I'm thinking more context specific trolls. Read some of the user comments on the Deadspin article...

Last year David Aardsma (pitching for the Mets at the time) tweeted that his bed was stolen from his new apartment in New York (weird, right?). It happened after he blew a save, so I said if he blows one again I'm coming back for the dresser. He blew it that night, and blocked me.

David Price ✔ @DAVIDprice14

Everyone thats traveling for thanksgiving please be careful! Driving conditions will be rough with these storms! Ladies..let ur man drive!

Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis
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.@DAVIDprice14 Yeah, I mean women drive in snow almost as well as you pitch to David Ortiz.

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[Ben Kenobi]

Vitriolic idiocy is too easy to ignore.

Meh, cultivating a meme is hilarious if some random white dude golfer suddenly became the "white Tiger Woods".

[Sava]

There's nothing funny about that.