Northamptom police respond to report of gun.

[Sava]

A Northampton man may have taken the phrase "sun's out, guns out" too much to heart.

City police were called to a North Maple Street home Monday afternoon, responding to a report of a man with a gun.

When asked by police if he was in possession of any weapons, the resident responded that the only "guns" present were his biceps, the Daily Hampshire Gazette reports. Then the man proceeded to flex his muscles for the officers.

A search of the North Maple Street home produced no guns except for a toy water gun.

http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2014/07/police_respond_to_report_of_gu.html

[Lorizael]

I'm kind of interested to know what kind of report the police were given. Cuz, you know, we're kind of allowed to have guns.

[Lorizael]

Then again, you probably only posted this thread because you wanted to use the muscle flexing icon.

[Sava]

Police should ignore all reports of "man with a gun"

[Lorizael]

No, but context is important. "Hello, 911? There's a man with a gun. He's wearing some sort of blue uniform and his car has a lot of blinking lights on it."

[Lorizael]

"Hello, 911? There's a man with a gun. He's about 100 paces away from a bull's eye, and he's shooting the bull's eye, and there's a sign nearby that says 'Warning: Firing Range.'"

[Aeson]

Likely his internet connection was out and so couldn't post pics to a bodybuilding forum. So he did the next best thing* and called himself in for brandishing his guns.

* in regards to getting other guys to look at his body ... maybe even get a pat-down ...

[Sava]

Lori: You deserve this:

[Sava]

I just read an AMA from a guy who had a sexual relationship with his mother, starting at age 14 when he broke both his arms and couldn't masturbate.

No pics (). NSFW text.

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his

[Lorizael]

My brother broke both his wrists one summer and couldn't go to Boy Scout camp because of it. My parents got him a cat as a consolation prize...

[Sava]

aw

[Lorizael]

I was expecting more masturbation jokes...

...

That cat lived nearly 20 years. I watched her die. Balled my ****ing eyes out. Way worse than any human death I've experienced. Still dream about her.

[Sava]

I was expecting more masturbation jokes...

in time

...

That cat lived nearly 20 years. I watched her die. Balled my ****ing eyes out. Way worse than any human death I've experienced. Still dream about her.

I had about the same experience when I had to take one of my guys to be put to sleep last year.

I don't think I've cried over a human death. I get teary when I think of my dad and grandfather sometimes.

[Dr Strangelove]

I had about the same experience when I had to take one of my guys to be put to sleep last year.

You had to have one of your testicles put to sleep? That must have been an awful experience. Had it been sick for a long time?

[Sava]

not funny