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SERIOUSLY? DUMB ****ING ****ERS ARE NOW REFUSING THE MOTHER****ING VITAMIN K SHOT?

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  • #16
    I have a shotgun packed with vitamin K. He'll never make it.
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    Killing it is the new killing it
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    • #17
      Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
      Why do you want babies to get leukemia?
      Of course he does. The more kids get sick, the more money doctors make.

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      • #18
        That certainly brings a whole new meaning to "vitamin K shot".
        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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        • #19
          Is that Prince's new name, "Vitamin K"?
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          • #20
            If your baby gets sick just take him to the accupuncturist.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
              If your baby gets sick just take him to the accupuncturist.
              Well whatever you do, just make sure you always stop administering antibiotics as soon as symptoms disappear. All that "finish the bottle" nonsense is just a conspiracy by Big Pharma to milk money out of ignorant patients.
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              • #22
                I save them to take when I have a cold
                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                Killing it is the new killing it
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                • #23
                  Great idea, because out-of-date antibiotics and painkillers are a well known cure for the common cold.
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                  • #24
                    Vitamin K probably contains potassium, which is a well known radioactive substance. Radiation causes cancer. Ergo vitamin K shots are literally cancer shots.
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
                      FOR ****ING ****'S SAKE, WHAT THE HIGH HOLY MOTHER**** IS WRONG WITH ****ING PEOPLE. VITAMIN K. VITAMIN MOTHER****ING K. ****ING VITAMIN ****ING K SAVES ****ING LIVES EVERY ****ING DAY, AND STUPID ****ING JENNY MCCARTHYITES ARE REFUSING MOTHER****ING VITMAIN K SHOTS.

                      THAT'S IT. I'M ****ING DONE. THE NEXT PERSON IN MY OFFICE WHO REFUSES STANDARD ****ING CARE IN THE FACE OF ALL MY PLEASANT ADVICE AND EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY WILL EARN THEMSELVES ONE FREE PUNCH TO THE ****ING THROAT.
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
                        I have a shotgun packed with vitamin K. He'll never make it.
                        YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA SEE ME COMING, MOTHER****ER?

                        LITTLE KNOWN FACT: I SUBSPECIALIZED IN BEING A MOTHER****ING NINJA.
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                        • #27
                          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                          • #28
                            tmm
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #29
                              You'd think someone from Detroit would know that anything named "K" would be bad...

                              ACK!
                              Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                              • #30
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