New Star Wars Movie

[Ben Kenobi]

Which would you prefer to see?

[AAAAAAAAH!]

The adventures of Jar Jar Binks's grandson.

[Ben Kenobi]

So one vote for 'other'.

[AAAAAAAAH!]

Boycotting your dumb poll.

[Ben Kenobi]

"Other" is still dominating the poll.

[Berzerker]

star wars or star trek?

be careful driving around down in Texas with cash, Ben, its legal for cops to take it as "drug" money

[Aeson]

Han and Chewy are captured by an Imperial faction ... taken to an abandoned Rebel base and there they find a crystal lightsaber. Chewy turns out to be an Imperial colaborator and Han barely escapes by hiding in a refrigerator when a new Death Star blows up the planet. The refrigerator lands on a nearby desert planet where he is captured by Rebels who think he's an Imperial spy.

Han escapes again, this time aided by his son he never knew he had, and goes on a quest to find the crystal lightsaber and return it to it's rightful place in an old Jedi sanctuary. Doing so turns out to be the key to releasing all the dead Jedi from having to exist in a state of limbo to be summoned as apparitions whenever Luke is feeling emotional. Han marries Princess Leia. THE END.

[Ben Kenobi]

"We named the dog, Skywalker".

[rah]

I guess BK doesn't know the difference between the two franchises.

[Sava]

I'm trying to think of a really terrible plot to write about... but honestly, I can't think of anything worse than: 30 years later, someone finds Luke's hand

[My Wife Hates CIV]

I dunno... like Rocky 14... after so many films it's enough already

[ColdWizard]

14? Is that the one where 87 year old, blind, brain-damaged Rocky goes for one last title shot and loses a 15 round split decision?

[Nikolai]

Ben, you seem to have slept too little. Poll is about Star Trek, post about Star Wars.

[My Wife Hates CIV]

I thought it was all the same thing ??

[Ben Kenobi]

Ben, you seem to have slept too little. Poll is about Star Trek, post about Star Wars.

Don't explain the joke.