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    UXBRIDGE, Mass. —Police in Uxbridge, Massachusetts, said vandals have gone beyond graffiti along railroad tracks to a more disgusting crime.

    People are pooping on trains (seriously) as the trains pass under overpasses in town, the Uxbridge police write in a post on their Facebook page.

    "The most recent complaint from Providence and Worcester Railroad is that people are defecating off of bridges onto the trains as they pass by," the post reads. "Yes you read that right, we have no idea what would possess someone to drop their pants and poop on a passing train, but guess what? It is happening."

    The post left many commenters saying they were "speechless."

    The police have issued a stern warning, "If we catch you with your pants down defecating on the train you will be charged with everything we can find that fits the elements to the crime."
    Police in Uxbridge, Massachusetts, said vandals have gone beyond graffiti along railroad tracks to a more disgusting crime.
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #3
      This is what happens when you outlaw everything else.
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        Perhaps the poopers just couldn't tell the difference between the T and a toilet?
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          I'm shocked it's not Chicago.
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            The trains are generally above everyone else in Chicago. The regional equivalent headline would read "Don't poop from the trains, please".
            To us, it is the BEAST.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
              I'm shocked it's not Chicago.
              I'm disappointed it's not on your head or in your mouth. But they're both usually overflowing with crap anyway.
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