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  • So ... Tonight I Botoxed Myself

    Since we are living in a house still under construction, I take my showers outside at night. Tonight when I hung my towel on the clothes line I didnt notice that a particularly nasty type of ant had decided to take up residence there. (I think in the towel, rather than on the line.)

    This lead to a distinctly uncomfortable feeling of my face being covered in ants when I went to dry off... that lead to a sharp burning/itchy sensation all over my face... and now I look a bit like Rocky after a fight. But Im sure in the morning my skin will be tight with a youthful glow to it... right?

    Luckily nothing on my neck or in my nostrls that would interfere with breathing

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    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #3
      I take preventative measures against this sort of thing by... living in America.
      Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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        As long as you keep paying for Poly's server....
        Indifference is Bliss

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          Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
          I take preventative measures against this sort of thing by... living in America.
          Africanized honey bees :angryfacebutshowsnoemotionfromunderpuffymask:

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          • #6
            Originally posted by N35t0r View Post
            As long as you keep paying for Poly's server....
            Its in my will... Also to upload my final concious state into a spmbot

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            • #7
              Indifference is Bliss

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Aeson View Post
                Its in my will... Also to upload my final concious state into a spmbot
                spermbot?
                Graffiti in a public toilet
                Do not require skill or wit
                Among the **** we all are poets
                Among the poets we are ****.

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                • #9
                  skeet skeet
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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