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The most success I've ever had with OkCupid is convincing a girl to agree to meet me at a Barnes & Noble. She didn't show.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld
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Originally posted by Wiglaf View Postfleshlights are too hard to maintain, like confederate flags if it gets too dirty you cant ever jerk off with it again, waste of $79
also, i need the proper orifice for the kind of porn i'm watching
i can't very well use the oral insert if i'm watching anal sluts 5To us, it is the BEAST.
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Originally posted by Lorizael View PostThe most success I've ever had with OkCupid is convincing a girl to agree to meet me at a Barnes & Noble. She didn't show.
i mean, even the most ideal relationship ends in your death
there's no winning
possible outcomes:
1. break up
2. her death
3. your death
that sucksTo us, it is the BEAST.
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Sex with fat girls -- is it even possible? Now that I think about it, I have only ever had sex with fat girls when I had something to gain (e.g. access card), and it was never enjoyable. Where is Tiamat? Has she been plowed by anything other than the economy and her lack of marketable skills?
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Originally posted by Wiglaf View PostSex with fat girls -- is it even possible? Now that I think about it, I have only ever had sex with fat girls when I had something to gain (e.g. access card), and it was never enjoyable. Where is Tiamat? Has she been plowed by anything other than the economy and her lack of marketable skills?I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]
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