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  • Iran builds a giant carrier shaped barge

    Okay what the ****?

    Iran is building a nonworking mock-up of an American nuclear-powered aircraft carrier that United States officials say may be intended to be blown up for propaganda value.


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    WASHINGTON — Iran is building a nonworking mock-up of an American nuclear-powered aircraft carrier that United States officials say may be intended to be blown up for propaganda value.
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    “Based on our observations, this is not a functioning aircraft carrier; it’s a large barge built to look like an aircraft carrier,” said Cmdr. Jason Salata, a spokesman for the Navy’s Fifth Fleet in Bahrain, across the Persian Gulf from Iran. “We’re not sure what Iran hopes to gain by building this. If it is a big propaganda piece, to what end?”

    Whatever the purpose, American officials acknowledged on Thursday that they wanted to reveal the existence of the vessel to get out ahead of the Iranians.
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    Navy and other American intelligence analysts surmise that the vessel, which Fifth Fleet wags have nicknamed the Target Barge, is something that Iran could tow to sea, anchor and blow up — while filming the whole thing to make a propaganda point, if, say, the talks with the Western powers over Iran’s nuclear program go south.
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    But while Iran has tried to conceal its underground nuclear-related sites, the Iranian Navy has taken no steps to cloak from prying Western satellites what it is building pierside at the busy shipyard. “The system is often too opaque to understand who hatched this idea, and whether it was endorsed at the highest levels,” said Karim Sadjadpour, an Iran expert at the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace.
    So Iran has built a huge empty barge that looks like a 75% scale model of the USS Nimitz for no clear reason.

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    I deePly cKare aBout this situation and have Bookmarked this thrade for future cKontemPlation.
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    • #3
      Wacky. You'd think they'd have better things to spend military money on.
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      • #4
        Maybe one of their admirals is really into model ships?
        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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        • #5
          Maybe Iranian models want to get their ship together?
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          • #6
            Maybe they are the very model of a modern Muslim admiral?
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            • #7
              You win.
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              • #8
                Maybe they want a carrier and they think building a flat barge is close enough? It looks like planes can land on and take off from it.
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                • #9
                  Iran was paid to build the mockup by Hollywood. The next "aliens invade and the US military fights them off" movie is going to be sweet.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by 100% Wolf View Post
                    Maybe they want a carrier and they think building a flat barge is close enough? It looks like planes can land on and take off from it.
                    Maybe if it was a Cessna.

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                    • #11
                      It's so the Iranians can boast having more carriers than the Brits.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
                        So Iran has built a huge empty barge that looks like a 75% scale model of the USS Nimitz for no clear reason.
                        Perhaps that's for training of their boarding teams?

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                        • #13
                          It's to distract us from the giant barge shaped nuclear bomb they are building in the next drydock over...

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Serb View Post
                            Perhaps that's for training of their boarding teams?
                            It would probably be more pragmatic and realistic for Iran to plan an amphibious assault on Cair Paravel in Narnia.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny View Post
                              It would probably be more pragmatic and realistic for Iran to plan an amphibious assault on Cair Paravel in Narnia.
                              Yeah, it's kinda unrealistic, even if Nimitz is in port. But, I guess the propaganda movie version is no less unrealistic.
                              But, they are surely building a simulation of Nimitz for some kind of training purpose.

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