is it possible that some sick dude serial masturbates into hotel pillows?

[Sava]

[regexcellent]

Why, was there *** on your pillow when you checked in?

[Sava]

hahaha like kidicious doppledanger

with a creep mustache

and a windowless van

[Sava]

Why, was there *** on your pillow when you checked in?

I hope not. But this thread will be a success if just one person out there brings their own pillow just because of what I said.

[Thoth]

[100% Wolf]

hahaha like kidicious doppledanger

with a creep mustache

and a windowless van

I doubt it. Kidicious has a paranoid fear that women will steal his sperm and force him to make child support payments. When he finishes he deposits his used tissues in a safe.

[Sava]

[Hauldren Collider]

gribby

[Dauphin]

I doubt it. Kidicious has a paranoid fear that women will steal his sperm and force him to make child support payments. When he finishes he deposits his used tissues in a safe.

Safe sex.

[Kidlicious]

I don't even masturbate. Why take the chance? 18 years is a long time.

[molly bloom]

I hope not. But this thread will be a success if just one person out there brings their own pillow just because of what I said.

I just do what I always do- snuggle down for the night in the skin of the last person I flayed alive.

I call it my Gein Time.

[Perfection]

I don't even masturbate. Why take the chance? 18 years is a long time.

Have you considered snippity snip?

[molly bloom]

Have you considered snippity snip?

We have for him, but more of a Henry VIII truncation than vasectomy style.

[Kidlicious]

Have you considered snippity snip?

Yep, haven't yet though.

[kentonio]

You could just reduce the chances of pregnancy to zero by sharing your thoughts on women with any woman there's a chance of you having sex with.