He'd be a flatulist in North Dakota

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He'd be a flatulist in North Dakota

March 19, 2013, 14:35

Meet Mr. Methane, the king of farts

The invitation to pull Paul Oldfield’s finger is completely unnecessary. He is Mr. Methane. And Mr. Methane — whose Kryptonite is apparently Beano — farts. A lot. For a living. In fact, farting has been his means of employment since the late ‘80s. Oldfield, who discovered his gift while doing yoga as a teen, has appeared on stage, radio and television, where was surprisingly buzzed off of Britain’s Got Talent. The sheer velocity of his anal expulsions are enough to fire a dart from a straw through a balloon target, a feat he performed on Germany’s Got Talent to great acclaim. Disgusting? True art? One thing’s certain: he’s a gas

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March 19, 2013, 14:42

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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March 20, 2013, 09:55

It's a gas, gas, gas...

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