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    On behalf of straight people...

    I would like to apologize for knowing how to use ellipses
    The very next job that I see that for Manager that stipulates "Must speak Spanish", I'm suing...big time. It's illegal to hire wetbacks. - SlowwHand
    As a pro-lifer, I support [abortion in the case of rape]. Why penalize a woman while also expanding deviant genes/behavior? - Slowwhand

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    Speak for yourself.
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    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wezil View Post
    Speak for yourself... . .. ....
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    The very next job that I see that for Manager that stipulates "Must speak Spanish", I'm suing...big time. It's illegal to hire wetbacks. - SlowwHand
    As a pro-lifer, I support [abortion in the case of rape]. Why penalize a woman while also expanding deviant genes/behavior? - Slowwhand

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    I wanted to learn the proper use of semicolons; but I was afraid it would make me look like some kind of fag.
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    Gays are typically interested in colons, not semicolons
    The very next job that I see that for Manager that stipulates "Must speak Spanish", I'm suing...big time. It's illegal to hire wetbacks. - SlowwHand
    As a pro-lifer, I support [abortion in the case of rape]. Why penalize a woman while also expanding deviant genes/behavior? - Slowwhand

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    I thought a semicolon was what you had left after you've been gay for awhile.

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    There should be a space before the ellipse ... that means you're gay!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elok View Post
    I wanted to learn the proper use of semicolons; but I was afraid it would make me look like some kind of fag.
    Is it gay to say that Elok is becoming my new favorite poster? I think fatherhood is doing him some good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by loinburger View Post
    I would like to apologize for knowing how to use ellipses
    okay
    This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elok View Post
    I wanted to learn the proper use of semicolons; but I was afraid it would make me look like some kind of fag.
    I'm no fag; but I can teach you about semicolons. It's used when completing a thought and then starting a separate, but related, point.
    A comma ^ would have worked in this instance, but a semicolon is appropriate.
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    I think niggers like semicolons, and fags like colons.
    This is where an awesome Mark Twain quote would be, but Apolyton says it would be too many lines. :(

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrFun View Post
    I think niggers like semicolons, and fags like colons.
    What an odd thing to say
    The very next job that I see that for Manager that stipulates "Must speak Spanish", I'm suing...big time. It's illegal to hire wetbacks. - SlowwHand
    As a pro-lifer, I support [abortion in the case of rape]. Why penalize a woman while also expanding deviant genes/behavior? - Slowwhand

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    Quote Originally Posted by loinburger View Post
    What an odd thing to say
    Yes, it's rather queer I'd think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Strangelove View Post
    Yes, it's rather queer I'd think.
    :O
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    My bad.
    "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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